'Lauren's POV'
"WAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAA"
'Somebody shut the baby u...oh wait the baby's me.'i thought,wait a damn minute why can't i open my god forsaken eyes."Congratulation's my lady,you've given birth to two healthy twins a boy and a girl."And then i swear to the lord of all bake well's i heard an angle talking"Oh my do you think i can hold them then." That was when i decided to open my eyes and scan my surrounding's.At that very moment i was placed in a beautiful women's arm and so i did what any other person would do and snuggled up to her chest.'HOLY MOTHER, JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THESE THINGS SIZE FLIPPING D!!!'That's when i heard a door slam open.And a otherworldly man came storming through.
"Honey are you and the baby OK?"
"Hello sweety and yes me and the baby'S are OK."The man stopped halfway from the bed this goddess resided in and looked at me and the other baby who i just now noticed in the other arm of the godes...I mean mother with a stupefied look and I couldn't help but giggle at the stupid look he has on his face right now.Just then it was like the whole room was frozen and just staring at me,let me just say it was super creepy.All of a sudden i saw something running down from the god...i mean fathers nose all the way down to his chin and as it was then falling off his chin I felt something drip onto my forehead.When i then look i saw that my mother AS WELL was having a nosebleed.I couldn't help but be worried 'are these people dying OMG are they bleeding out!!'
Then all of a sudden the wet nurse practically screams/shrieks "the young miss is so adorable shes surely going to be wooed in the future by lots of future admirers!"Not long after did i start to feel a dark aura being emitted from not just both my mum and dad but also my adorable twin brother as well.
"Not even one single boy will be allowed within even 10 metres of my little diamond."My father said darkly with that freaky dark aura.
"My daughter is a prize that not one boy will be winning anytime soon."My mother said while glaring at the wall right in front of her.
"gurgugllleeedgt."My adorable brother said trying to speak even though I couldn't understand what he was saying i still shivered from the coldness in his tone of voice.
Well at least now i know i'll be single all this life just like my last one only this time the cause would be, because of my family and not from my creepy and slightly disturbing obsession for cherry bake-well's.