My Hero: The World (Bnha X jj...

By Fluffyplatypus25

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In a world where those without Quirks are shunned from society a boy manifests an ability beyond that of any... More

Before we get in
Manifest
PHANTOM ARMS
NIGERUNDAYO!!!!!!
Results
First Day
Battle Trial
U.S.J Incident Pt.1
U.S.J Incident Pt.2
UA Sports Festival
KONO POWA!!!
The Tournament Arc BEBE!
Former Part 13 Contest[OVER]
Deku Vs *INSERT KATY PERRY JOKE HERE*
HO! so you approach me?
I've run out of jokes for Titles
KONO *blank* DA!!!!
the Joest- Brando Secret Move
Work Hard Play Hard
THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU.... IS MY NOMU!!!!!
Exam
Headshot
Mall Rats
Summer Break is Unbreakable
It gets Worse
Danny V Aizawa: Dawn of Justice
how about you stop Jinxing it
what a beautiful Smile(Dwang)
Shadow Monsters
The Plan
Covert Operations
Symbol of peace
You Called it... Again....
Into the Dorms
ULTIMATE MOVE
Licence Exam Pt.1
Licence Exam Pt.2
Licence Exam Pt.3
Licence Exam Pt.4
I ran out of Jokes again....
Mama Mirio Here we go again
The Steel Ball Agency
Oh? are you watching me?
The Ungalo Duckling
Brothers from another Mothers
JoDio's Awkward Trek
Welcome, To Jurassic Dio
PLACEHOLDER
Raid The World Pt.1
Raid The World Pt.2
Raid The World Pt.3
Raid The World Pt.4
Raid The World Pt.5
Raid da Waurdo, my final message
Boy meets ZA WAURDO!!!!
I ran out of Jokes for Titles
IT'S TIME TO STAP!!!!!
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO
The Dream
Boy this Book is long
Me Abandon Manhood Deku
NutCracker: ZA WAURDO!
I Danny Brando, Do not know how to play an instrument.
Why do i hear Boss Music?
You take C-Moon and you take ZA WAURDO!!
Outta Titles 2: Electric Boogaloo
Can't Believe how long this Book is....
CHAPTER 69 BEBE!!!! God I have gone Lewd...
70 CHAPTERS!? Now I feel self-conscious....
Gentle and the La Brava
We're running out of time... oh wait ZA WARUDO
Festival Begins
A Totally Not Bizarre Dinner
He's hot and also a cold Father.... he's yes then he's No
Murderous Monarch
Dear Lord this is a lot of chapters....
Sing a song of Sorrow in a WARUDO without Time
Za King VS Za World
Joint Training Pt.1
Joint Training Pt.2
Familiar Face
Start of something Beautiful
Work Study 2: Dawn of.... Endgame
You were Speedwagone, but now you will SpeedBegone
Fukusen is a weird Last Name
Danny Brando Vs ZA WARUDO
all these Pun Titles are WRRRRY-diculas
I will admit that I oofed last Chapter
ONLY A WEAKLING WOULD STOP AT 90 CHAPTERS!!!!
ONLY A MADMAN WOULD CONTINUE AFTER 91!!!!
I WROTE A 92 CHAPTERS, AND NOW I FEEL SELFCONSCIOUS
I, Danny Brando Have overused this Joke
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D- have a Chill Chapter
Maybe I should have split this into seasons
These Titles have devolved into statements...
I'm not even putting effort in these Titles... Just memes
Danny Daddy
if you flip it around we still on Chapter 66
100th Chapter Spec-- I mean... Normal Chapter... yes
Back to School
B U S
The Mansion
kinda feel weird I never Numbered these
I must Protect my Identity
how the actual Fudge did I get this far?
IT'S THE FINAL COUNT DOW--- wait... it's not?
Bum-Bum Thun-da
I don't feel so good Mr. Waurdo....
The Final Battle Pt.1
The Final Battle Pt.2
The Final Battle Pt. 3
The Final Battle Pt. 2X2
The Final Battle Pt. 5
The Final Battle Pt.6
Prisonbreak
see ya around Kid....[Finale]
Okay this time.... [REAL Finale]
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ART PAGE 2: Electric boogalo
Book 2

No Feelings were hurt in the making of--

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By Fluffyplatypus25

BACK TO DANNY

Waurdo Shivers

"I have a bad feeling something Bad is going to happen..."

Danny:"Wait... if you think something bad is going to happen.... is that going to counter-Jinx it?"

TW:"I can try.... SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! ALL FOR ONE IS GOING TO PREFORM A PRISON RIOT!!!! DAD IS GOING TO BE THERE!!!!! HANGED MAN IS STILL ALIVE!!!!! DILLAN IS A SECRET PSYCHOPATH!!!!!"

Danny:"Wait what was that last one?"

TW:"Nothing."


Danny ignores this obvious foreshadowing and begins to help with the rescue effort

but for some reason everyone is giving him weird looks and some are even running away from him

eventually he finds Ochaco overlooking the devastation

"OI OCHACO!" Danny calls out as she turns to look at him


Ochaco's face of utter shell shock turns to a flustered look of Embarrassment as she covers her face

"D-Danny! You're not wearing Clothes!" she Sputters trying not to look downward

his "Bananaman" Underpants are the only thing that remains of his clothes and they're just about holding together by a thread.

Danny realizes this and Quickly attempts to cover himself with The Worlds arms but then remembers non-stand users can't see stands and grabs a rag to wrap around his waist

"I need a new Costume!" an Embarrassed Danny moans

The World hovers around Danny noticing that some of his hair was also singed in the battle

"And a Haircut, I've never said this out loud but I hate the Whole "Triangle Head" you have."

Danny:"This has got to be the worst day of my life..."

TW:"Hey, at least you aren't dead like most of these guys."

Danny:"TOO SOON!!!"

"Um... Danny?" Ochaco asks concerned "Are you okay? I'll never get used to you talking to empty air..."


Later Danny's back in his School Uniform at UA.

TW:"Hey, we have about 2 Hours until Visitor hours begin at the hospital where everyone's being treated, we should wrap this up quick."

he Knocks on the door of the Workshop

Hatsume opens the door

"Who are you again?"

Danny:"D-Danny.... Danny Brando... I texted you an hour ago about a new costume..."

Hatsume:"Oh yeah, The Naked guy."

"Technically not Naked.... I had Underwear on." Danny mumbles

"But why me?" Hatsume asks "most people find me a bit.... Eccentric for their tastes."


"Hatsume," Danny begins "Don't take this the wrong way But You are Literally the only person I trust enough to Build me a new Costume."

"Why would I take that the wrong way?" she asks "it means I'm a great Costume designer."

"I... wasn't talking to you on that part" Danny Answers non-subtly referring to the fact the MHA fandom seems to think a Complement is comparable to a confession of love.

Hatsume:"Well luckily for you, I already had some stuff I could throw together for your costume."

she goes into the back and pulls out a Costume


Hatsume gives Danny his new Costume

Quickly Danny puts it on ogling it

(You gotta admit I am getting a little better, still not "Good" but better)

"The Kevlar-Lined Jacket and pants are Fire proof and will allow you to take a few more Hits before the enemy gets to your Fleshy Bits." she explains "The Undershirt was made with your own Cells allowing it to Regenerate as you do."

"Wait where did you get my Cells?" Danny asks concerned

"It will take some extra Blood but don't worry it Prioritizes your regeneration over itself." Hatsume continues ignoring the question "but this will allow us to not have any..."

Hatsume Pauses motioning to Danny

"Incidents..."

she steps aside before Kicking Danny in the shin causing him to Hover for a moment before landing

"The Hover-Boots will allow you some air mobility, but they can't propel you up, you have to do that yourself."

she grabs Danny by the wrist and shakes his arm

"The Gloves are made with Temperature Absorbing Fibres to Enhance your Freezing abilities along with that they also contain communication Devices for recon."

finally she turns around picking up a Visor and holding it out

"And this will amplify your Laser Eyes!"

Danny shakes his hands dismissively "Wh-What? What makes you think I have Laser Eyes?"

"Um... you Wrote it down..." she answers

Danny looks at The World who shrugs

"I mean if Dad can do it why can't we? anyway, we should get going, Visitor Hours are about to start and I wanna steal some more blood packs for our Fridge."

"wait!" Danny realizes "YOU! You stole those Blood pack when I was in the hospital!"

"I thought that was obvious." The World sarcastically snarks

"Y'know.... for a Hero-in-training we aren't exactly the most Law abiding person.... Two of our brothers are Criminals that we could testify against. Our dad is a Villain that might have worked for All For One at some point. And don't get me started on the fact King Crimson has admitted to Murder on multiple occasions... and you've been pretty chill about me just stealing shit randomly."

Danny:"W-Well that's different.... Giorno helped take down a Drug operation, Diego has gone straight, he even has a kid now. Let's be honest... it's for the best nobody knows about dad. and I'm pretty sure King Crimson is just speaking in hypothetical.... I don't think Dillan has actually killed people.... and No, I am not chill with you stealing stuff... I asked you to stop.... please...."

TW:"Fine.... but only because you said the magic word."


Danny arrives with the rest of the class

Kirishima:"Wow, sweet costume dude..."

Danny:"Thanks. I think Hatsume has been harvesting me for skin cells."

Kirishima:"Oh she does that with everyone..."

Danny:"Hey.... how did things end up on your side? sorry I kinda ditched you guys."

Kirishima:"It's.... It's okay... but... Ms. Midnight..... she... she... she...."

"Needs more sleep..." Midnight limps in with a crutch

TW:"Oh thank Over heaven, for a second there I thought she died."

Danny:"What happened?"

Midnight:"Y'know... I actually don't know.... all I remember is the Forest, a Villain lunged at me... I thought I was going to die.... but then a mysterious figure appeared driving them off.... then they came right up to me but i still couldn't see their face... then suddenly I felt slightly better. The Doctors say I'll never be able to do Hero work again but at least I'm alive..."

Danny:"Y-Yeah..."


everyone else appears to still be recovering so Danny leaves

on the way back to UA a mysterious figure stops him

a tall dark figure with stubbornness and hardheadedness in his eyes

and a disgusting Hair Hat....

Taro Jokustar


"They told me what happened.... Y-You saved my Life...." Taro murmers

Danny:"Is there a point to this?"

Taro:"Listen Dio, I just wanted to say... Y'know..."

Danny:"No, I don't know.... out with it."

Taro:"You Know! Th-Thank--... Y'know?"

Danny:"I truly have no Idea what you're trying to say."

Taro:"Why are you making this harder than it should be?"

Danny:"Because I want to hear you say it... I NEED to hear it...."

Taro:"ThAaaAaaAAaaank.... Y-Y-Y-Yo--"

SP:"Thank you."

Danny:"No, I wanna hear Taro say it...."

Taro:"ThAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnnK... YoOOooOOoou.... Thank you, Danny Brando..."

Danny:"No need to be so formal."

Taro:"Thank you, Dio...."

Danny:"What was that? I'm a Little deaf in this ear, Y'know... ever since some Dickwad gave me a swirly in Middle school."

Taro:"THANK YOU DIO!!!!"

Danny:"Now was that so hard?"

Taro:"Yes... Very.."

"Thank you, Dio...." Taro's voice repeats, but not from Taro

"Thank you, Dio...." again

"Thank you, Dio...." for a Third time

Taro:"What the fu--"

Danny holds up a Portable recorder pressing the button a fourth time

"Thank you, Dio...."

Taro:"I hate you... so much..."

Danny:"Aw... I hate you so much too."

Taro:"But.... thanks.... and...."

he looks down at his shoes

"I'm sorry.... for everything..."

SP:"And he actually means it that time!"


"Okay" Danny responds before simply walking past Taro.

TW:"Well that was weird...."

Danny:"Okay"

TW:"Um... are you Okay?"

Danny:"Okay"

TW:"Okay"

Danny:"Okay"

TW:"Okay"

Danny:"Okay"

TW:"Okay"

Danny:"Okay"

TW:"Okay"

Danny:"OKAY!!!! CAN YOU JUST STAND JUMP ME HOME?!"

TW:"Sure..."


The World Grabs onto Danny and leaps.



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