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Shutupnerdsss: happy holidays mofos
Dustinhen: what did you guys get???
Eggohopper: I got a cat lamp thing
Eggohopper: and a coupon to the cat cafe
Shutupnerdsss: animal crossing new horizons
Wikemheeler: an iPhone 12
Rangerboi: an xbox
Skatamax: rollerskates
Willyb: maid dress
Wikemheeler: huh
Willyb: el thought it would be funny so she gave me one for Christmas
Eggohopper: it's hilarious
Willyb: no it's not
Willyb: but the jokes on you I'm not gonna wear it
Wikemheeler: why not
Willyb: stop being horny
Wikemheeler: IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION
Dustinhen: I got a chemistry set
Dustinhen: it's what me and Lucas have
Bbgholly: ion get it
Dustinhen: see the joke is that me and Lucas have a romantic connection and chemistry is a nickname for that
Bbgholly: thanks for explaining
Dustinhen: no problem
Bbgholly: also what's a twink
Wikemheeler: 😏
Willyb: why are you horny
Wikemheeler: I'm not gonna answer that because it's gay
Skatamax: a twink is a young looking mlm
Skatamax: take when Troy called Will a twink for example
Bbgholly: oh I get it I think
Skatamax: good
Shutupnerdsss:
(AN: bro as I wrote this chapter I saw him ^ move)
Skatamax: that's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
Shutupnerdsss: no mews is
Dustinhen: MEWS IS NKT UGLY
Shutupnerdsss: yes she is
Dustinhen: no choke because she's very cute
Dustinhen: she's fluffy
Shutupnerdsss: she needs to lose some weight fr
Dustinhen: STOP
Mamabirdsteve: why is vacuum a category on the hub
Wikemheeler: people get turned on by vacuums don't kink shame
Rangerboi: that's disgusting
Mamabirdsteve: kink shaking is my kink
Wikemheeler: so degrading
Mamabirdsteve: yeah basically
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...