𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫

October 29, 2020

(AN: AYE GUESS QHO WAS IN THE MOOD TO WRITE SOME JEALOUS MIKE)

Yaboitroy: but seriously will

Yaboitroy: I wanna make every day with you better than the last

Willyb: I was talking about what I had for breakfast 🤨

Wikemheeler: nah nah this is how you make a boy flustered

Wikemheeler: you know I think we should go to the planetarium for our next date

Willyb: why

Wikemheeler: because you surely belong up there with the other heavenly bodies
(AN: it's the way I blushed when I wrote this)

Willyb: I-

Willyb: anyways

Willyb: I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND SEXY

Willyb: I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND HOTTTTTT

Eggohopper: 💃🏻

Willyb: ANIMALS OR WOMEN I WILL DO

Willyb: OR EVEN VEGAGATTIONNNNN

Willyb: I give you sexy corn :)

Eggohopper: 😞

Willyb: I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND SEXY~

Wikemheeler: I'm not gonna say anything

Rangerboi: if you did I would have to intervene

Wikemheeler: What would you do

Rangerboi: intervene

Willyb: A SEXY QUINT FROM SEXY JAWS CATCHING SEXY SHARKS

Willyb: SEXY ELANOR ROOSEVELT OR SEXY ROSA PARKS

Shutupnerdsss: why

Willyb: I CAN BE A SEXY PIRATE OR A SEXY BALLET DANCER

Willyb: I CAN BE A SEXY DOCTOR

Yaboitroy:

Wikemheeler: please go fuck yourself

Yaboitroy: ok

Willyb: AND CURE SOME SEXY CANCER 😏

Willyb: that's not right is it

Bbgholly: no

Willyb: I CAN SEXY CUre SOME CANCER 😈

Shutupnerdsss: no

Willyb: I CAN CURE SEX CANCER

Eggohopper: sex cancer doesn't exist

Willyb: I did it

Skatamax: we're gonna look so hot on Halloween

Willyb: fr

Willyb: my mom says she's worried if people would act up

Shutupnerdsss: my mom was like "aye that skirts kinda short" and I was like "aye I can just buy a blue tennis skirt"

Yaboitroy: not you trying to impress me

Shutupnerdsss: bro WHAT 😭

Yaboitroy: I'm not into you

Shutupnerdsss: good because I'm not into perverts

Yaboitroy: and I'm not into midnights

Shutupnerdsss: please fucking die like

Shutupnerdsss: that's not a question it's a command

Yaboitroy: bye why would I listen to a 14 year old

Shutupnerdsss: because I'm better than you

Willyb: you tell him sis

Yaboitroy: sorry hon but please I got this under control

Willyb: no fuck you

Yaboitroy: you know

Yaboitroy: good kittens don't talk back

Willyb: what

Willyb: what the fuck

Bbgholly: I threw up

Eggohopper:

Wikemheeler: Don't call him that.

Yaboitroy: or what

Wikemheeler: or I'll kick your ass

Yaboitroy: and I'll fuck your boyfriends tight ass so 😬

Willyb: why do you ❤️

Wikemheeler: he's mine, you asshole

Yaboitroy: says who

Wikemheeler: says me

Yaboitroy: when someone says "says who" they're asking for a valuable and a reliable source

Wikemheeler: you're disgusting I really don't wanna hear that rn

Yaboitroy: please you know it's true

Yaboitroy: remember old town road

Wikemheeler: yeah

Yaboitroy: lets just say that ur bf could relate to the lyrics "gonna ride till I cant no more"

Wikemheeler: EW

Willyb: sometimes I wish I was aborted so I wouldn't have to see stuff like this

Shutupnerdsss: I literally hate horny people

Wikemheeler: at this point ^

Willyb: babe she's talking about you

Wikemheeler: I AM NOT FUCKING HORNY 🗣

Yaboitroy: its the way Erica is jealous of Will rn for me

Shutupnerdsss: it's the way I pity him because your crusty ass finds him attractive

Yaboitroy: not the tsundere

Shutupnerdsss: not the horny fuck that doesn't know when to stop

Yaboitroy: not your crush on me

Yaboitroy: you probably wanna make out with me so bad bye

Shutupnerdsss: you pulled that conclusion from your ass

Yaboitroy: thats not the only thing I pulled from an ass

Yaboitroy: will knows what I mean

Willyb: ok

Yaboitroy: why are you playing hard to get

Willyb: what

(AN: THIS IS SO OFF SCHEDULE THE OTHER CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT HAPPY HALLOWEEN)