Willyb: I'm dropping out and working at Hooters I fucking hate this school
Skatamax: are you okay
Willyb: no the kids are so mean for no reason
Willyb: like do they feel cute being homophobic and assholes? Damn they really got the whole squad laughing
Willyb: being bitchy isn't cute but go off ig
Skatamax: What happened
Willyb: you know that new kid? He came up to me, pushed me, and called me a f*g
Rangerboi: wtf
Eggohopper: dick
Wikemheeler: no way he was so sweet to me
Willyb: what?
Willyb: well I'm not you Mike so I think I'm allowed to be mad at him for that
Wikemheeler: sorry
Willyb: it's fine just ugh
Willyb: why?
Shutupnerdsss: kids are mean asf dude
Willyb: okay like why tho bc it's not cute
Willyb: it's not funny or quirky
Willyb: I'm skipping tomorrow idc
Dustinhen: donttt you're the only person in my science class that doesn't make me wanna blow my brains out
Willyb: I swear people have been rude to me for months I just need a break
Dustinhen: please???
Willyb: no sorry
Rangerboi: bruh
Shutupnerdsss: if it makes you feel better they're probably gonna be working for u later in life
Rangerboi: true
Rangerboi: at least we have each other
Skatamax: lmao that's mad corny
Rangerboi: 😐
Rangerboi: bruh
Dustinhen: welp
Eggohopper: you say it's not okay to be gay
Willyb: well I think that's just evil
Rangerboi: you're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Dustinhen: your POV is medieval
Shutupnerdsss: POV: you try to talk to me but I'm the son of a demon and a vampire king, it's not something I have to try at. You on the other hand-
Skatamax: omg adventure time
Willyb: cannibal cannibal I'll eat u up
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
