AN: was in the mood for writing an argument so yeah pog WOOOH
TW: mentions of spousal ab/se, s/xual ass/ult , and death of a pet. The paragraph that Jane says about chip is based off of my friends paragraph to cookie. Follow her on Instagram: greysbylerEggohopper: it just feels so good to listen to the best song from a musical soundtrack
Willyb: fr all u wanna do goes so hard
Eggohopper: there might be a little mistake here because don't lose your head is the best
Bbgholly: you're both wrong it's heart of stone
Dustinhen: nope it's no way
Shutupnerdsss: y'all are embarrassing it's clearly get down
Skatamax: nah I don't need your love
Eggohopper: y'all are praying on my downfall just because my girl Mrs. Boleyn had it the worst
Bbgholly: Jane Seymour literally died after giving birth but go off Boleyn Baby
Eggohopper: okay Seymour Stan 😒
Willyb: you're ignoring the fact that kathrine was literally taken advantage of during her entire life
Dustinhen: okay Howard Homie but Cathrine of Aragon watched her husband fall out of love with her
Shutupnerdsss: we can all agree that Anne of Cleaves had it the best that's why she's my favorite
Shutupnerdsss: such a baddie and for what
Skatamax: imagine your husband dying in the middle of your marriage
Willyb: SHE WAS EXECUTED FOR SOME SHIT SHE DIDNT EVEN DO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Willyb: SHE WAS 19 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Wikemheeler: me, who's never seen SIX: 😮
Rangerboi: this is like people arguing over if Mariah Reynolds was a victim or not like
Rangerboi: she clearly is
Skatamax: bro I still don't get how you think that
Rangerboi: simple concept
Rangerboi: she had a child with a man who beats her. The man was money hungry, so he devised a plan to get some more money. He threatened her into having an affair with Alex, so that he could blackmail him then expose him for cheating on Eliza. She was just trying to protect her kid.
Skatamax:
Skatamax: chicken tender my beloved
Dustinhen: he's ugly from the neck up
Skatamax: stfu that's why mews looks like Ed Sheeran's nutsack
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FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...