(AN: question @ the end of the chapter if you have read perfection/nosebleed)
Willyb: I think my father saying that had a very like
Willyb: strong affect on my childhood
Wikemheeler: y'all wanna know what my fave genre of porn is
Willyb: 🤨
Rangerboi: no not really
Dustinhen:
Wikemheeler: anime food porn
Rangerboi: what's that
Wikemheeler: cooking asmr basically
Wikemheeler: it calms me
Wikemheeler: but it would've been funnier if I said the alternate name which is food porn
Dustinhen: why do you do the things you do
Wikemheeler: I don't know
Shutupnerdsss: GUYS IS KITTEN A SEXUAL NICKNAME
Wikemheeler: What
Dustinhen: ITS A NAME FOR A BABY CAT GOOFY OFC ITS NOT
Shutupnerdsss: I WASNT ASKING YOU, HORNY
Shutupnerdsss: IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE? HORNY LITTLE SOUP BOY?
Dustinhen: IM NOT A HORNY SOUP BOY
Shutupnerdsss: YOU WANNA FUCK MY BROTHER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA DO? SOUP FUCK?
Dustinhen: NO I DONT WANNA SOUP FUCK 😭
Shutupnerdsss: HUH? SOUP CAT? IS THAT WHAT MEWS IS?
Dustinhen: SHES NOT A SOUP CAT
Shutupnerdsss: ANSWER ME IS KITTEN SEXUAL
Willyb: depends on the context
Rangerboi: What context do you know about that 🤨
Willyb: like if it's during petplay then yeh it's sexual (which is the most common reason why people call their partner that)
Willyb: but if it's because they're cute like a kitten or something like that then no it's not sexual
Rangerboi: how do you know that
Skatamax: I've taught him
Rangerboi: why
Skatamax: it was funny I think
Bbgholly: whats an orgasm
Willyb: o-
Thehotterwheeler: why 💖
Yaboitroy: What your brothers bf gives me
Willyb: ew
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...