(AN: dm me on insta lol I need new friends that don't completely betray my trust lol also wills kinda bitter in this chapter because I felt like writing that so deal with it)
Rangerboi:
Rangerboi: me when one of you bastards start being horny on main again
Wikemheeler: fr imagine being horny on main
Eggohopper: yo what're y'all doin
Bbgholly: what does horny mean
Eggohopper: and I'm out
Dustinhen: see being horny is uh
Dustinhen: motherfuckin uhhhhhh
Dustinhen: can someone help explain
Bbgholly: I don't understand
Wikemheeler: its like
Wikemheeler: you're REALLY happy
Wikemheeler: whenever you see a person or a concept or something
Skatamax: according to google it's a feeling of arousal or sexual excitement
Bbgholly: a r o u s a l?
Skatamax: Merriam-Webster defines as the word horny as "excited sexually" or "desiring sexual gratification." That sounds about right. Feeling horny and dealing with newly minted sexual desires can be simultaneously overwhelming, confusing, and exciting.
Skatamax: stolen from google again
Bbgholly: oHHHH I think I understand
Dustinhen: just remember that horny people have no rights
Wikemheeler: bruh says the one who always says c o c k a n d b a l l t o r t u r e
Dustinhen: says the one who-
Dustinhen: y'know what nvm I'm not gonna say anything
(AN: up to interpretation)Shutupnerdsss: ghetto
Rangerboi:
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...