(AN: idk if I should keep the Halloween chapter I posted and kept up or the other one with Troy being extremely gross also TW for bodyshaming)
Shutupnerdsss: bitches swear they want a bf until they hear "you like my fucking cock" or "you're such a whore for my cock" during seggsy time
Wikemheeler: rude
Shutupnerdsss: I'm like the least horny person in this gc
Rangerboi: didnt ask
Yaboitroy: why is she still here
Shutupnerdsss: why are you still alive
Yaboitroy: I get it you have a crush on me
Yaboitroy: but you make it so obvious and for what
Shutupnerdsss: the WAY I dont even tolerate you 😍
Yaboitroy: its the way you wanna make out with me
Shutupnerdsss: you're disgusting and you send unsolicited dick pics
Shutupnerdsss: remember?
Yaboitroy: how do you know about that
Wikemheeler: bruh this entire gc knows
Mamabirdsteve: I DIDNT KNOW???? GOOFY
Wikemheeler: oop
Mamabirdsteve: TO WHO?
Wikemheeler: Will
Mamabirdsteve: why am I not surprised
Yaboitroy: I wouldn't even try to seduce that chubby bitch
Willyb: I'm not chubby???
Yaboitroy: you are tho
Yaboitroy: but that's okay because some guys like that
Yaboitroy: personally I don't
Willyb: okay I really didn't ask for or need your input so
Yaboitroy: fat bitch
(AN: me when my friends pets do anything)
Willyb: how tf-
Willyb: please explain because I'm genuinely confused
Yaboitroy: of course you are
Yaboitroy: you know people only like you because you're naive and they think it's cute
Yaboitroy: its so easy to get you to do things and for what
Willyb: wait I am?
Yaboitroy: duh
Eggohopper: don't listen to him
Shutupnerdsss: yeah
Shutupnerdsss: Troy doesn't even wash his ass why are you listening to him
Bbgholly: ew
Mamabirdsteve: y'all are going to jail...
Rangerboi: I audibly gagged
Shutupnerdsss: I know
Shutupnerdsss: I heard you
Yaboitroy: why are you in my business
Shutupnerdsss: why are you bodyshaming my friend
Shutupnerdsss: weren't you the one who was calling him petnames and stuff? Goofy
Yaboitroy: you're acting like he doesn't deserve it
Shutupnerdsss: because he doesn't
Yaboitroy: well it's true so
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
