February 8th, 2020- Started book
Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends
August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
AN: so since they're still minors in 2020 there isn't gonna be smut. But the book is going to get a little more NSFW, is that a good compromise? BUT BUT BUT, don't stop reading and unfollow, the majority of the book is going to be soft. Cuddling, slow dancing, soft kisses, the whole shebang. Also, this chapter is dedicated to the Instagram groupchat, "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"
Rangerboi: here I GO
Rangerboi: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
Dustinhen: that is the STUPIDEST dance move I've ever seen
Rangerboi: WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET?
Rangerboi: E U G H
Eggohopper: me when I touch wet food in the sink
Mamabirdsteve: me when someone who I don't like insults my dancing so I respond by asking who put them on the planet then making a noise of disgust
Shutupnerdsss: read the room
Eggohopper:
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(AN: meet oliver. He's very chonky and my friends cat. Idk why he looks at her like that)
RockinRobin: H U S K
Eggohopper: raw turkey
Rangerboi: I wanna be a sexy doctor and cure some sexy cancer
Dustinhen: those are called STDs yk
Mamabirdsteve: we want answers
RockinRobin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wikemheeler: morning babydoll
Willyb: hi! Are you ok?
Wikemheeler: yeah just still kinda hurt by what max said
Willyb: I'm sorry she said that :(
Wikemheeler: it's fine just
Wikemheeler: I can't forget it, y'know?
Willyb: Do you want me to do anything? Come over maybe?
Wikemheeler: You got hurt the last time you came over, as your boyfriend, it's my job to protect you
Willyb: you're worth getting hurt for ❤️
Wikemheeler: Can I come over to your house instead? I really don't wanna be home rn
Willyb: Sure! I need to get dressed first, though
Wikemheeler: alr, see you in an hour :)
Willyb: :)
Eggohopper has added Skatamax and Wikemheeler to a new chat! Eggohopper has named the chat 'y'all needa chill'
