𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗟❜𝗦 𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘 | 𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘫𝘪𝘯

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⎡𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗠𝗜𝗡⎦

Felix: Ahhhhh! He told them about me! He's so sweet!

I pout and cross my arms.

Seungmin: Hyunjin was sweeter! Look at the way his eyes shined when he told them about me!

Felix: K damn, but Changbin looks so hot in those leather pants I can't-

Seungmin: Lixie! Can we keep this PG, our readers are probably like 12-

Felix: What do you mean by "readers?"

Seungmin: So there's this thing called the fourth wall that separates the character from the audience. Breaking the wall would mean something like the character knowing they are fictional, or if a character directly talks to the audience. This method is called "metafiction," and in our case-

Felix: What are you talking about?

Seungmin: What?

Felix: What?

Seungmin: What?

Felix: Wha- nevermind. Also so you kind of already broke the whole "keep it PG" rule, you know that, right?

Seungmin: Wha- how did you-

Felix: Yeah, you think Changbin didn't try to go back to his dorm that night?

Seungmin: Wait- he saw-

Felix: Everything. That's right.

Seungmin: ...

Felix: ...

Jisung: Y'all missed the rest of the interview because of your stupid conversation, you know that, right?

Felix: OH SHIT!

Seungmin: LIXIE!

FELIX: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR NO FUCKING PROFANITY RULE!

Seungmin: HOW DARE YOU-

Minho: CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP!

Felix: OH YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!

Minho: THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA FEED MY CATS! JISUNG, LET'S LEAVE!

Jisung: WE CAN'T LEAVE, THIS IS OUR HOUSE YOU DIPSHIT!

Minho: OH YEAH, SORRY!

Chan: CAN Y'ALL STOP YELLING? LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM?!

Nobody says a word after that.

Chan is very scary when he's mad.

My phone starts ringing, so I pick up and put it against my ear.

Jisung signals me to put the call on speaker, so I do, not questioning why he wanted that.

𝑂𝑁 𝐶𝐴𝐿𝐿

Hyunjin: Baby, did you watch the interview?

Seungmin: Of course I did, Jinnie! You looked so handsome!

Hyunjin: Of course I did, I'm Hwang Hyunjin after all.

Suddenly, Felix snatches the phone from me and starts talking to Hyunjin.

Felix: Changbin looks so much hotter than you, you narcissistic, self-centered, less-handsome-than-Changbin-looking-

Changbin: That's right baby! Keep going!

Felix: Aww, thank you Binnie! By the way, are you French? 'Cuz I fell for you.

Changbin: ...

Felix: Are you a parking ticket? 'Cuz you fine written all over-

Jeongin: Oh gosh, make him stop-

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