Ash: I can't believe you two decided to move in together.
Kayleigh: Excuse me, we are both sophisticated adults.
Alexandra: Yeah, just yesterday we purchased a vegetable.
Kayleigh: *Looking at Alexandra*
Alexandra: Are you checking me out or wondering my coffin size?
Kayleigh: Yes.
Rosie: alright let's not Kayleigh this into a worse situation.
Kayleigh: d-did you just use my name as a verb?
Kayleigh: How do you spell orange?
Alexandra: The fruit or the color?
Teacher: We're all friends here, no one is a stranger.
Kayleigh: Does that mean I can take candy from anyone!?!?
Rosie: Alexandra did you take my last powdered donut?!?!
Alexandra: uh... no
Rosie: then what's on your shirt?
Alexandra: ...
Alexandra: Cocaine.
Kayleigh: *Shows card* Ace of spades!
Rosie: *Throws uno card* +4!
Alexandra: *Shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu I choose you!
Ash: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING!?!?!
Kayleigh: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.
Driving Test
Rosie
Ash: Ok there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Rosie: Well who is it?
Ash: Uhhh.... Kacy?
Rosie: HIT HER THEN!!!
Kayleigh
Ash: Ok there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Kayleigh: Keep going! They're in my way!
Alexandra
Ash: Ok, there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Alex: Politely wait for them to cross.
Ash: oh thank go-
Alex: Haha, you thought! Ima run that bitch over! Ten points!!!
Kayleigh's Clone:(Pointing at Kayleigh) Shoot HER, she's the clone!
Rosie:(Aims at the clone) The REAL Kayleigh would never pass up an opportunity to die!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Random Stuff With My OCs
De TodoJust some funny things I've come up with! Your allowed to use any of these like the text convos for example.
