Incorrect Quotes But With My IRL Friends #2

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Ash: I can't believe you two decided to move in together.
Kayleigh: Excuse me, we are both sophisticated adults.
Alexandra: Yeah, just yesterday we purchased a vegetable.

Kayleigh: *Looking at Alexandra*
Alexandra: Are you checking me out or wondering my coffin size?
Kayleigh: Yes.

Rosie: alright let's not Kayleigh this into a worse situation.
Kayleigh: d-did you just use my name as a verb?

Kayleigh: How do you spell orange?
Alexandra: The fruit or the color?

Teacher: We're all friends here, no one is a stranger.
Kayleigh: Does that mean I can take candy from anyone!?!?

Rosie: Alexandra did you take my last powdered donut?!?!
Alexandra: uh... no
Rosie: then what's on your shirt?
Alexandra: ...
Alexandra: Cocaine.

Kayleigh: *Shows card* Ace of spades!
Rosie: *Throws uno card* +4!
Alexandra: *Shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu I choose you!
Ash: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING!?!?!

Kayleigh: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.

Driving Test
Rosie
Ash: Ok there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Rosie: Well who is it?
Ash: Uhhh.... Kacy?
Rosie: HIT HER THEN!!!
Kayleigh
Ash: Ok there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Kayleigh: Keep going! They're in my way!
Alexandra
Ash: Ok, there is a person in the middle of the road, what do you do?
Alex: Politely wait for them to cross.
Ash: oh thank go-
Alex: Haha, you thought! Ima run that bitch over! Ten points!!!

Kayleigh's Clone:(Pointing at Kayleigh) Shoot HER, she's the clone!
Rosie:(Aims at the clone) The REAL Kayleigh would never pass up an opportunity to die!

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