Random Stuff With My OCs

Incorrect Quotes But With My IRL Friends

Ashlee: *looks in one direction*
*Sees Rosie chasing a bunch of cats*
Ashlee:*looks in another direction*
*sees Kayleigh drinking coffee like its air while reading fanfics*
Ashlee:*looks in another direction*
*sees Alexandra ranting about random shit*
Ashlee: "yep I'm surrounded by idiots"

Ashlee:You look like hell
Kayleigh: I just got back

*someone knocks on Ashlee's door*
???:"It's Kayleigh"
Ashlee:"What did she do this time?"
Kayleigh:"No It's me, Kayleigh"
Ashlee:"..."
Kayleigh:"..."
Ashlee:"what did you do this time?"

Ashlee:*sees three people doing something stupid*
Ashlee:"What idiots 😒"
Ashlee:*takes a closer look and realizes it's Alexandra, Kayleigh, and Rosie*
Ashlee:"shoot! Those are my idiots!"

Police:"hello is this Ashlee?"
Ashlee:"yes it is"
Police:"well I have three people here who were causing some problems at the supermarket."
*Ashlee already knows it's Alex,Kayleigh, and Rosie*
Ashlee:"what did they do?"
Police:"one was eating all of the free samples even after we told them one per customer. Another was taking all of the pets in the store and putting them in their toilet paper fort, and the last one was creepily staring at the knifes so we arrested them for safety precautions."
Ashlee:"you can keep them" *hangs up*

Me:What's it like to have a normal bus?
Person: well what's your bus li-
Me: In the middle of spring everyone started randomly singing Christmas carols.

Kayleigh: Ashlee!
Ashlee: what?
Kayleigh: I'm Homicidal!
Ashlee: did you say homicidal or suicidal?
Kayleigh: Homicidal!
Ashlee: good! Keep it that way...

Ashlee: It's hard being the mom friend sometimes, but I love my friends and that's what mat-
Rosie: Ashlee! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Ashlee: I don't have a daughter.
Kidnapper: then who called us all Karen's and kept asking where their free candy is?
Ashlee: Oh no you have Alexandra!

Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Ashlee: I don't have a daughter.
Kidnapper: then who kept asking us to get them Starbucks?
Ashlee: First of all that's Kayleigh, second of all you don't have her, she has you.
Kidnapper: wait wa- AHHHHH!!!

Teacher: Please have your parents sign these permission slips!
Kayleigh, Alexandra, and Rosie: *Hands permission slips to Ashlee*
Ashlee: Seriously?

Emma: How do you temporarily get rid of someone?
Kayleigh: Murder.
Ashlee: That's permanent.
Kayleigh: but effective.

Rosie: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Ashlee: that's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Rosie: Wasps
Alexandra: Spiders
Emma: Cats
Kayleigh: Alexandra

[Author Note]
I'm on a bnha discord server and we started a cult called "Bakutoe" Our leader is Mina and the Members are: Aoyama/Me, Jirou, Tamaki and, Bakugo.

(I'm so nice)