OCs Incorrect Quotes #4

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Just so you know most of these are common ones people use online so I don't know who made the original but the ones I came up with will have
a * beside it.
[Cuss Warning]

Kai: If I swallow a magnet will I become attractive?
Avery: I hate myself for laughing.

*Avery: What's an extreme sport you play?
Ash: Stopping Emma, Issac, Emerald, Kayleigh, and Alexandra from burning down a Walmart.

Lucie: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is in the middle I decided to have an ongoing life-crisis.

*Katie: You think your life is hard? I'm the same height as fucking Dora!
Mystic: WHAT THE HELL, DORA IS TALLER THAN ME!?!?!

Ember: Nap sounds so childish.
Mystic: I call it horizontal life pauses.
Ember:....Are you ok-
Mystic: No, no I'm fucking not.

Julius: I'm useless!
Jackie: Your not useless, you can be used as a bad example.

Felix: Why are Vanessa and Kai sitting with their backs facing each other?
Meer: They had a fight.
Sky: Than why are they holding hands?
Meer: *Sigh* They get sad when they fight.

Winny: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through!
Luke: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

Emma: I bet I'm secretly really talented at something like brain surgery and I'll never know because who on earth is going to let me do that.

Emma: I've got this all under control!
Ashlee: Is that why everything is on fire?

Evelyn: I'm a moderate and peaceful woman, truth be told.
Sky: Just yesterday you throw a chair at Phoenix.
Evelyn: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that bitch.
(Phoenix Is Evelyn's Sister)

Fatima: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime.
Meer: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this.
Jessica: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Julius: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Mystic: Mental stability, my old friend!
Fatima: ...
Fatima: Could you guys try to lighten up a bit?

Mystic: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Winny: In a dating type of way or an assassination type of way?
Mystic: I don't know, surprise me.

Cameo: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend.

*Felix: I'm an idiot!
Rosie: What's wrong?
Felix: I got a 70 on my math test!
Rosie: Bitch I got a 40!
Felix: That doesn't make you an id-
Rosie: I used a calculator & Google.
Felix: I-
(Based Off a True Story)

Kai: Kai, Vanessa, & Meer save the day once again!
Sky: It was all Meer, you two did nothing.
Vanessa: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.

*Cameo: I win you dumbass!
D.J: I may be dumb, but I'm dumber than you!
Cameo: Huh?
D.J: That means I'm beating you at something!

*Sky: Max come get your boyfriend, he's being a bitch again!

*Vanessa: I want to change my name from Vanessa Thera to Thera Vanessa so that my initials are TV.
Ember: W- What the fuck goes on in your head!?!?!

Conner: Guys help there's a monster under my bed!
Katie: Fuck you! This is why I hate sleeping on the bottom bunk!

*Kai: I'm breaking up with you.
Kai: Shit wrong person.
Avery: Then who was it for!?!?
Kai: My side hoe.
Avery: Vanessa?

*Conner: *Sneezes*
Katie: Shut the fuck up.
Conner: *Sigh* I hate it here.

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