Random Stuff With My OCs

OC Incorrent Quotes #6

I've Been Forgetting To Make Another Part So This Is Going To Be a Long One💀

Rosie: I don't have a nervous system, I am the nervous system.

Emma: If your good at something never do it for free.
Rosie: You're*
Rosie: That'll be 5$

Kayleigh: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

*Alexandra: imagine getting in a car accident and the song "Die Young" is playing.
Rosie: ...What!?!?
(An Actual Convo I've Had With Alex🤣)

*Meer: There's really no point in making fun of short people when the joke just goes right over their head.

Alexandra: In your opinion what's the height of stupidity?
Apollo: Hmmm, how tall are you again?

Ray: Hey we can't go in that store it's 18+, there's only two of us here!

*Emma: Ok I know we don't always see eye to ey-
Meer: That's cause your so short.

Lucie: I've never been in a snowball fight before and I'm not very familiar with the rules.
Jessica: Really?
Lucie: Yeah like is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Rosie:*Chokes on air*wHaT?!?!

Apollo: Everyone stop arguing and help me with this crossword! I need a 9 letter word for disappointment.
Issac: how about 'Alexandra'?
Apollo: ....It fits-

Ash: Ok so if you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks you for 5, what do you have?
Emma: a Girlfriend.

Mystic: Your my closest friend, you know that and I would do anything for you.
Winny: Then can you please eat three meals a day and have a proper sleep schedule?
Mystic: Ew, no.

*Cameo: What's something that goes down but never up?
Rosie: My grades.

Ray: I'm sorry I can't go, stress is really bad for the baby.
Maeve: What baby!?!?
Ray: ...me

Julius: Hey Maeve whats in that cup you've got there?
Maeve: You know, just some water.
Julius: Really cause it sorta smells like wine...

Fatima: You do know that Kai would probably take a bullet for you right?
Avery: He would honestly take a bullet for fun, that doesn't mean anything to me.

Apollo: Hey I lost my children, can I make an announcement over the speaker please? Thank you!
Apollo: GOODBYE YOU LITTLE SHITS!!!!

Meer: Fuck you Max!
Max: Fuck me yourself coward!

Julius: Ok fuck me if I'm wrong bu-
Luke: You're wrong.
Julius: Huh-
Luke: I said you're wrong, now come here.

Alex: Kayleigh's at that age where they only have one thing on their mind.
Alec: Relationships?
Kayleigh: H o m e c i d e

Cameo: Yeah well I was born first!
D.J: and if you continue to annoy me you'll die first too.

Mystic: I just wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Luke: You know that's a coma right?
Mystic: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

D.J: Kai & I have that kinda chemistry where we finish each other's sen-
Kai: -tences!
D.J: Do not fucking interrupt me.

The Chaotic Hoes On a Mission
Felix: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
Kai: Technically, this would be Plan G.
Sky: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Emma: Yes, but Vanessa dies in Plan M.
Meer: I like Plan M.
Vanessa: SERIOUSLY?!

Apollo: Violence isn't the answer.
Kayleigh: You're right, violence is a question, AND THE ANSWER IS YES!!!

Alec: There are essentially three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Issac way.
Alex: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Alec: Yes, but faster.

*Alex: What kind of person looked at a coconut and said "is milk in there?"
Kayleigh: Yeah, also who looked at a middle finger and said "Yo that shit kinda offensive!"
(An Actual Convo That Happened in Our gc💀)

Kai: So... I saw you spending a lot of time with Ember lately.
Vanessa: No Kai, it's not what it looks like!
Kai: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Vanessa: No Kai, you're the only one for me! Ember & I are just married, ok? She's just my wife!
Kai: So there are no best friend feelings involved?
Vanessa: You are still my one & only bestie! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kai: But I'm still the platonic love of your life right?
Vanessa: Of course hoe!
Kai: Hoe🥺
Avery: The hell-

Kai: Meer gave me a get better soon card.
Avery: Aww, that's so sweet of him!
Kai: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better-

Jamie: What's wrong with Max? He's been lying on the ground for the past 15 minutes now.
Rosie: He's just overwhelmed.
Jamie: Why?
Luke: Meer giggled.
Max(internally): SOMEONE COME AND RESURRECT MY GAY ASS-

Ember: My mom always told me to never break someone's heart because they only have 1...
Jackie: Aww that's so swe-
Ember: ...But to break their bones instead because they have 206.
Julius: I-

Ray: Love is in the air!
Jackie: Am I breathing a different air or something?

Alec: Hey Emma wanna hang out today?
Emma: Nah I'm busy right now.
Alec: Alright, who are you stalking this time?
Emma: I'm not stalking, I'm investigating.

Maeve: Instead of a flower girl I want a Parmesan boy to sprinkle cheese down the aisle at my wedding.
Julius: Ray really is a lucky one, aren't they?

*Cameo: Would you throw your 3rd @ down a giant sinkhole for 20M$?
Sky: Yes! I don't even have to look, I know it's Maeve!

Julius: Maeve, tell me what's in that cup right now.
Maeve: Uhh tea.
Julius: Really? What kind of tea?
Maeve: Tea-quila

Kai: Fun fact, jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain!
Meer: A ray of hope for Emma.
Sky: Hey, don't say tha-
Emma:*Slams the door open* I just drank a gallon of gasoline!

Cameo: What's everyone's favorite holiday?
Kayleigh: The Purge.

Issac: I do what I want!
Alec: I'll tell Apollo.
Issac: Wait Alec please, let's talk about this!

*Felix's Mom Getting Mad About The Fact That Her Son Wears Makeup
Felix: Ok, ok! I'm sorry... that I pull off makeup better than you!