OCs Incorrect Quotes #3

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Just so you know most of these are common ones people use online so I don't know who made the original but the ones I came up with will have
a * beside it.
[Cuss Warning]

*Lucie: I don't get it, why do you all keep calling me "boomer"?
Cameo: Omg-

Viveka: "yOU'rE nOt gOnNA fiT thAt iN ThAt cAr." WATCH ME!

Jackie: I don't do drugs, but I prescribe them~

Max: That is my emotional support taco, how dare you!

Kai: Yo, square up! Quadrilateral up!

Luke: Come Hither!
Winny: I'm hithering~

Emma: I just had a dumb hoe moment... as per usual.

Ashlee: Stop sinning in my holy presence!

Cameo: You know what isn't dumb? Getting level 56 in papa's pizzeria!

Rosie: Hey Siri, give me money.

D.J: THAT'S NOT VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU, THOTIANA!!!

*Ashlee: Don't call me mom, call me mistake maker because I made you three.
(This is an actual thing Ashlee has said😂)

*Ray: Life is like an acorn! You fall off a tree sometimes!
Julius: I-
Jackie: I mean, they've got the spirit.

Vanessa: You know how much that triggers me!?!?
Meer: You know how much I care?

*Maggie: Alec!!!
Alec: What are you accusing me of this time?
Maggie: I'm not accusing you, I'm blaming you. Get it right.
(Maggie is Alec's sister btw)

*Vanessa: Burrrr I'm cold!
Meer: of course you are, it's winter dumbass.
Vanessa: Yet your words are even colder.

Jamie Lynn: I'm a lebsian- lesbiab- lesbean-
Cameo: It's okay, take your time.
Jamie Lynn: Girls!!!

Vanessa: What happens the if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time?
Kai: It takes a screenshot.
Meer: Get out. Both of you.

Rosalie: There's an old legend that says if you shut the fuck up you wouldn't be so annoying.

Cameo: Being gay isn't a choice, IT'S A COMPETITION AND I'M WINNING! HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!?

Jessica: You need to react when people cry.
Lucie: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Emma: Ash is on vacation so I'm gonna cut all of the sleeves off my shirts.
Alec: Why?
Emma: They're like 85% of my impulse control.

Avery: I've never had a real friend before.
Kai: I'll be your friend!
Avery:...I've also never had a real boyfriend before.

Kai: Hey can you do me a favor?
D.J: Yeah sure.
Kai: When I die...
D.J: Yeah?
Kai:...Can you update my Facebook status to "Chillin with Jesus"?

Alex: Can me and Kayleigh go play outside?
Ash: Whatever, I'm not your mom.
*Alex & Kayleigh run off*
Ash: NOT IN THE STREET!

Fatima: Why would anyone wanna hurt Meer?
Kai: Oh, I dunno, maybe because they met him.

Meer: Wait, you like me, for my personality?!?!
Max: I know, I was surprised too.

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