Random Stuff With My OCs

OC Incorrect Quotes #7

*Alex: Is it considered murder if I give them a heads up?
Kayleigh: Nope.
(An Actual Conversation Between These Two)

*Felix: Hey Rosie, what's the most common thing you think about when you zone out?
Rosie: Well.... I may or may not have imagined every single person here's death more than once.
Issac: What the fu-
Emma: Oooo, Can I hear one of mine?!

*During Game Night
Jackie: Rosie your challenge is to describe the word "disaster" using 10 words or less, go!
Rosie: Meer, Emma, Vanessa, Kai, Felix, & Sky.
Vanessa, Kai, Felix, & Sky: ...
Emma: Damn right.
Meer: For once I agree with you.

Vanessa: My head hurts.
Meer: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Kai: Hey, did you know that a group of fish is called a family?
Felix: Yeah, and a group of lions is called a pride!
Emma: a group of ravens is called an unkindness.
Meer: And a group of people is called a migraine-

Ember: Aww you guys threw a birthday party for me?
Max: I accidentally put poisonous gas in one of the balloons so if any of them pop, we may die.

*Luke: I'm finally gonna do my laundry today!
Mystic: Ha, good one.

*Kayleigh, knocking on Emma's door: Emma, Apollo said it's my turn to use the braincell.
Emerald: What?! I thought it was my turn!
Alexandra: Excuse me? I haven't had it in 3 weeks!

Max: Why would you fall in love with Meer?! He's a jerk and you deserve better!
Jamie Lynn: Is Max talking to himself...?
Ember: Yeah, I'd leave him alone for a bit.

Fatima: If you put "uwu" at the end of sentences it makes them cute!
Cameo: You're right uwu
Evelyn: I agree uwu
D.J: I'm going to kill all of you uwu
Chad: Please don't uwu
D.J: Fuck you uwu

Alex: Rosie won't come out of her room!
Kayleigh: Just tell her I said something.
Alex: Like what?
Kayleigh: Anything factually incorrect.
[ Five Minutes Later ]
Rosie, storming out of her room: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

Lucie: What does "take out" mean?
Cameo: Food.
Chad: Dating.
Sky: Murder.
D.J: It can be all three if you're not a coward.

Meer: How do I make a date romantic?
Fatima: Try being mysterious.
Meer: Got it.
[ Later ]
Max: So, where are you taking me?
Meer: None of your fucking business.

Vanessa: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine~
Felix: Oh god-
Kai: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.
Felix: Stop-
Meer: They call me coffee because I'm bitter as hell and people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Felix: I-

Emma: I know one way we could get the money.
Issac: You'd make a decent prostitute.
Emma: I'd make an amazing prostitute.

Mystic: When I get murdered, can you make sure the murder is unsolved?
Luke: ...What?
Mystic: I want to be on Buzzfeed unsolved.
Luke: No, can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

Katie: Don't correct me!
Rosie: Don't be wrong.

Apollo: I wish you could block people in real life.
Alec: Restraining order.
Kayleigh: Murder.

Phoenix: On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because I'm the one you need~
Emma: I'm a ten.
Phoenix: no its a pickup line-
Emma: I. am. a. ten.

Kai: Are you made of boron, iodine, technetium, and hydrogen?
D.J: Wha-
Kai: 'Cause you're a B I Tc H

*Rosie: If I died, would you guys miss me?
Emma: It's cute that you think death can get you away from us.

Sky: Wanna know something?
Rosie: Yeah, sure.
Sky: I found out I liked you when I got to know the things you do, the things you like, and the random fun stories you tell.
Rosie: Aw-
Sky: But I found out I loved you when you bit your finger trying to eat ten fries at once.
Rosie: ...Knew something like that was coming.

Chad: How are you feeling today?
D.J: It must be 1929 'cause I'm going through a Great Depression.
Chad: ...

Vanessa: Okay we gotta get through this locked door! Sky quick, give me your credit card.
Sky: Here.
Vanessa, pocketing it: cool, Meer kick that door down.

Katie: There's a special place in Hell reserved just for me, it's called the throne.

In An Interview
Interviewer: So let's talk romance now. Are there any men in the picture?
Rosie: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately.

Julius: You think that disapproving glares work on me after all of the times I've seen them?

Winny: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all of my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Jessica: Why does Lucile have a sign that says "Does Not Interact Well With Others" on her?
Rosie: To warn people.

Max, winking flirtatiously: Come here often?~
Meer: This is my house.

Cameo, picking up a tiny bag: look!
D.J: Yeah and what am I gonna fit in there? My patience? My self esteem? My will to live?
Cameo: ...
Fatima: ...
Chad: ...
Evelyn: ...
Brittany: ...
Sky: Or Cameo.

Ember: Alright, let's go over this one more time.
Ray: If something breaks?
Ember: We try to fix it before Jackie gets home.
Ray: And if that doesn't work?
Ember: We blame Julius.
Julius: Seriously, fuck you guys.