OCs Incorrect Quotes

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Just so you know most of these are common ones people use online so I don't know who made the original but the ones I came up with will have
a * beside it.
[Cuss Warning]

Rosie: Katie why are you ignoring Chad?
Katie: I'm playing hard to get.
Conner: Why would you do that? Your already hard to want.

If D.J Was A Doctor
D.J: Hi, how are you?
Patient: I'm well, thanks.
D.J: Get out then.

Katie: When I was born god said I was perfect!
Conner: Wrong.
Conner: When you were born the devil said:" OOooOHh cOmpETiTiOn!"

Katie: Yeah, I'm eating for two; me and my inner bitch.

Rosie: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Katie: Probably Conner.

Cameo: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Mystic: Stabbing.
Cameo: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Mystic: Well maybe I feel stabby.

Cameo: Would you guys shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Rosie: Katie, shoot me. Then when my leg heals we can buy a huge house and lots of other stuff.
Katie: Hey, you can shoot me too, then we'll have 20 million dollars!
Rosie: Good thinking. Screw the system!

Conner: Tell us, is there a spirit with us here?
Ouija board: Y E S
D.J: Great, your rent is $45K due by next week.
Ouija board: W T F

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? You can't have 7 people on a motorcycle!
Conner: Sorry Offi- wait 7?!?!
Rosie: Chad fell off!

Conner: Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on.
Rosie: calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation.
Katie: Biology more like BYEology because I'm out!

Fatima: Why is there a pentagram and why is Chad in the middle?
Chad: It's not a pentagram, it's a star!
Rosie: we're sacrificing pretty boy.

Rosie: Are you hurt?
Conner: *badly beaten up* Is Katie a bitch?

Cameo: YOU PLAYED ME!
D.J: LIKE THE CHEAP KAZOO YOU ARE!

*Halloween
Katie:*hasn't dressed up yet*
Conner: What are you supposed to be, a disappointment?

*Katie: Would you ever throw me under the bus?
Rosie: Bitch, I'd be the one driving the bus!

*Cameo: I'm SO bad at art! I can't even draw a straight line!
D.J: That's cause your gay.

*Ember: Lesbian honest-
Chad: don't you mean let's be honest?
Ember: did I fucking stutter?

Katie: I know I look all mean and stuff on the outside, but trust me on the inside...I'm exactly the same.

*Conner: You look like trash.
Rosie: Cool, were twins now.

Rosie: If you had a shot for every time you made a bad decision would you still be sober?
Chad: Yes
D.J: Maybe a little bit tipsy
Cameo: Wasted
Katie: D E A D

Rosie: Katie apologize to Conner.
Katie: I apologized to him in my head and if he didn't hear it that's on him!

*Jackie: Nobody is perfect.
Ray: I'm a nobody so I'm perfect!
Jackie: Ray, baby, no-

Conner: This was a 100% successful trip.
Rosie: We lost Katie.
Conner: This was a 100% successful trip.

Ray: If I cut off my leg and swig it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Ember: You'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything.

Jessica: I like to pretend I'm emotionless, but I have like 200 mood swings a day.

Alexandra: Who the fuck-
Ashlee: Language!
Alexandra: WHOM the fuck-
Ashlee: NO!

Katie: *Screams*
Rosie: Screams louder*
Fatima: Sh-Should we step in?
Cameo: Nah, I wanna see who wins.

Julius: FOUR MONTHS!!!
Jackie: What's he talking about?
Ember: Come on, it was funny-
Julius: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!

Rosie: So Katie, what do you think?
Katie: Huh? I wasn't listening but I disagree with Conner.
Conner: WHAT THE HECK!!!

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