Random Stuff With My OCs

Incorrect Quotes #8

Here's a Long One Since I Haven't Updated in a While😅

Kayleigh: [Shows card] Ace of spades!
Rosie: [Throws Uno card] +4!
Alex: [Shows a Pokémon card] Pikachu I choose you!
Apollo: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE PLAYING?!

*Person: What's your favorite color?
Mystic: Probably black.
Person: Woah, emo much.
Mystic: No it's just one of the few colors I can see.
Person: You probably think you're so quirky like "I'm sO DEprEssED, mY liFe iS oNLy DArK~"
Mystic: ...I have Monochromacy Color Blindness, you stupid fuc-

*Rosie: Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
Apollo: S t o p
Emma: No, continue.
Rosie: Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation-
Emma: Ok, never mind, please stop.
Rosie: Thank you for coming to my random thoughts.
(A Real Conversation, People Love Talking To Me😍)

[Playing Twister]
Apollo: Kayleigh, right hand red.
Kayleigh: [Ends up on top of Alex]
Alex: Okay, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Apollo: I stopped spinning 15 turns ago, I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

Julius: According to scientists, a strand of hair is the thinnest thing in the world.
Ember: They obviously haven't seen my patience.

Felix: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my fiancé.
Jessica: I hate myself!
Felix: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL DEMON, SQUARE UP!

Emma: I've always wondered how you tall people sleep at night when it's impossible for a blanket to cover your entire body.
Meer: it's 4AM, go to sleep.
Emma: Oh, so you can't sleep? Is it because of the blanket?

Vanessa: Hey Avery...
Avery: Yeah?
Vanessa: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it's on...?
Avery: ...
D.J: Where's Kai?

Cameo: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Brittany: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Fatima: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Brittany: But I heard a siren...
D.J: That was Chad.
Chad: Sorry, I got nervous.

Mystic: Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving.

Avery: How is everything a "mood" all of a sudden? I've seen people take pictures of plants and caption it "mood", How do you feel like a plant???
Rosie: I mean, plants really do be sittin' and breathin' ...mood.

Jessica: What are some cute names to call your partner?
Jamie Lynn: Sugar.
Avery: Honey.
Meer: Flour.
Felix: Egg.
Maeve: 1/2lb butter.
Kai: Stir.
Vanessa: pour into a pan.
Max: Preheat to 350 degrees.

Mystic: Octopi have the ability to blend in with their surroundings. When they do, it's called-
Winny: An octo-lie.
Mystic: ...Metachrosis.
Winny: ...
Mystic: ...
Luke: ...Mocktopus.

Ray: THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!!!
Ember: Where's Jackie?!
Julius: She's sleeping on the couch!
Ember: Quick, pass me a bucket of water!
Julius: [Passes Ember a bucket of water]
Ember: [Dumps bucket of water on Jackie]
Ember: WAKE UP JACKIE, THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!

Jessica: [Lazily dangling her hand off her bed]
Demon under her bed: [Grabs her hand]
Jessica: What are we?

Emma: I send good vibes your way. They're coming, there's nothing you can do to stop them.
Apollo: ...That is the most threatening way someone has ever cheered me up-

Ray: How dumb do they think we are?
Winny: Sometimes Mystic leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

Emerald: Yes hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at Jamie, I need to be arrested.
911 Operator: Emerald, We've talked about this-

Rosie: Shit, I got a C- on my test.
Conner: I'm sure your parents will understand.
Rosie: It's not my parents I'm worried about..... it's Apollo-

Ember: My mom taught me to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I am confident in my decision.

Apollo: Where's Alex?
Emerald: Doing stuff.
Apollo: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Issac?
Emerald: Stopping Alex from doing stuff.
Apollo: What about Kayleigh?
Emerald: Stopping Issac from stopping Alex.
Apollo: And you?
Emerald: Distracting you so Alex can do stuff.

Fatima: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Meer: That's why I carry two swords.

Rosie: You're right.
Jessica: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Lucie: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Chad: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
Lucie: No, Four to five seconds.
Chad: Too late.

Luke: Okay, truth or dare?
Mystic: Truth.
Luke: How many hours have you slept this week?
Mystic:
Mystic: ...Dare
Luke: Go to bed.
Mystic: I don't like this game.

Kai: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (Translation: I'M SORRY)
D.J: What's that?
Kai: Remorse code.
D.J: I'm even angrier now.

Kayleigh: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Evelyn: I think you mean cards.
Kayleigh, pulling knives out of their sleeve: No, no I do not.

Rosie: Fuck.
Lucie: We've got to work on your cursing.
Rosie: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Emma: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Emma: I became more evil if you're curious.
Apollo: We're still in quarantine, so there's still time for a redemption arc!
Emma: Now I'm going to get worse on purpose just to spite you.

Lucie: How many kids do you have?
Rosie: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Issac: Alex was banned from the Italian place, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Alex: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Issac: Alex, you ate a chair.

Evelyn: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
D.J: Killed without hesitation.
Evelyn: No.

Kai: You love me, right Avery?
Avery: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Emma: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Conner: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away?
Emma: Death isn't real, and I'm basically a God.

Sky: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Meer: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Sky: I've never heard you laugh before.
Meer: I've never heard you say anything funny before.

Winny: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' act you guys have going on.
Ember: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Ray Isn't.

*Evelyn: I'm straight.
Micheal, their brother: I'm gay.
Their Mom: Geez, does anyone like girls here?
Phoenix: I do.
Their Mom: I-

*Kayleigh: I'm at Hooters.
Alex: May I ask why?
Rosie: Tits.
(An Actual Conversation That We Had Last Night)