Episode Sixty-Two: Disturburger

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(Start on Peculia Plains. Pop star DAPH-NII falls through a swirling white portal.)

Daph-Nii-AGH! Whew, I made it.

(She gets back up and calls through the portal.)

Daph-Nii-Looks like this one takes us back to the plains.

(The others begin piling out one by one.)

Victor-So we're back where we started.

Daph-Nii-Yeah, we're in that same biome.

Hidea-Kii-I thought we'd go to, like, an elven forest or something.

Daph-Nii-Well, I guess you were wrong.

(They begin walking. DAPH-NII, JUNKO, HIDEA-KII, and TRINI-TII lead. TRINI-TII rides on ANNALISE.)

Daph-Nii-So how will we know when we find a hamburger?

Faith-Do you know what a hamburger looks like?

Daph-Nii-Yeah. I'm just thinking is there a specific hamburger we're looking for, or is it just any random hamburger we find?

Faith-You know...I hadn't thought it that far through.

Daph-Nii-Oh for the love of God.

(They come across a giant hamburger with eyes.)

Daph-Nii-Um...so about how I was talking about the hamburger earlier...

Hidea-Kii-We know that already.

Daph-Nii-So is this the "hamburger"? I don't see any ham. Whatever. Chow time!

Hidea-Kii-You okay, Faith? You look scared out of your mind!

Faith-No I'm not! I'm just a little shook, that's all.

Hidea-Kii-Right...

(Opening theme. The hamburger is accompanied by two breads.)

Daph-Nii-Looks like it's got the double breads.

Trini-Tii-Then let's get baked!

Hidea-Kii-Uh, Trini-Tii?

Trini-Tii-I mean, let's make them get baked!

Daph-Nii-Better.

(The leaders draw their weapons. TRINI-TII prepares to attack.)

Daph-Nii-Pincer!

Trini-Tii-You bet!

(They pincer-attack Bread B.)

Daph-Nii-Aw, I thought we'd just kill it right away.

(ANNALISE walks up to her.)

Daph-Nii-DIE!

(She mounts ANNALISE, who snorts blue fire on the enemies, defeating Bread B.)

Daph-Nii-Well, there goes one.

(The hamburger attacks JUNKO.)

Junko-ARGH!

Daph-Nii-You okay?

Junko-Apparently, I'm a pirate now.

(The hamburger opens its mouth.)

Daph-Nii-Um...

(It swallows her up.)

Daph-Nii-WAHHHHHHH!

Junko-Oh no! She's been swallowed by an hamburger!

Hidea-Kii-Give her back! DOUBLE SLASH!

(He double-slashes the hamburger and Bread A.)

Junko-You coulda just hit the hamburger twice, ya big dummy!

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