(Start in Ghontu Waste. The gang is walking together.)
Daph-Nii-So do you know where this abnominal snowman is?
Flitz-I'm not sure. It's not like it'll stay in one place for very long, anyway.
Daph-Nii-Great. I just hope we don't have to go in a loop to find it.
Flitz-Me too.
Daph-Nii-A straightforward path. That's what we want.
Damaris-(offscreen) Just a minute there!
Daph-Nii-(whispering) Fuck.
(They are suddenly stopped by: Quizmaster DAMARIS.)
Damaris-Who has a never-ending thirst for fun and games? Only me, your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster! Don't say you don't remember me!
Daph-Nii-I would like to.
Damaris-How would you like to play Who Am I?
Daph-Nii-Well, who are you, and why do I keep running into you?
Ella-She'd love to play.
Damaris-Then let's get this show on the road!
(A green backdrop appears behind DAMARIS.)
Damaris-I have three questions for you! Let's begin!
(A line-up of BRENDAN, NAO-MII, HOL-LII, and MARCO appears.)
Damaris-Who is Nao-Mii?
Hidea-Kii-You gotta be kidding me. It has to be the second guy!
Damaris-Correct!
Daph-Nii-This is gonna start getting hard, isn't it?
Hidea-Kii-Hell no! I think I should be able to recognize my own uncle.
(A lineup of STEVEN, STAS, ARIA, and ALEX appears.)
Alex-What the fuck?
Damaris-Who is Aria?
Steven-Have we met before?
Daph-Nii-It's the third--oh, my God. That was Steven! My bro!
Damaris-Correct!
(A lineup of NAO-MII, SIS-SII, BEN, and GAVIN dressed as BIA appears.)
Damaris-Who is Princess Bia?
(DAPH-NII bursts out laughing.)
Daph-Nii-Technically, none of them! That's a man in a dress!
Damaris-Correct! See, I pulled a sneaky on ya.
(That sweet disco music begins playing. Everyone begins dancing.)
Damaris-Congratulations! You beat me, fair and square.
Daph-Nii-Yeah, yeah. Just gimme my HP bananas.
Damaris-Here ya go!
(She hands DAPH-NII a bunch of HP bananas.)
Daph-Nii-Yeah!
Damaris-Be seeing you!
(She runs off.)
Flitz-Who was that?
Daph-Nii-Don't know, don't care.
(Opening theme. Cut to later on. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII, ELLA, MOJO, and SARALYN lead.)
Saralyn-Time to get us some loot!
Daph-Nii-Loot. Treasure.
(She wrinkles her nose like she smelled something bad.)
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