(Start in Lotus Lake. The gang is walking together. Pop star DAPH-NII, HIDEA-KII, TRINI-TII, and JUNKO lead.)
Daph-Nii-We have been traveling for three whole-ass days, and we still haven't found any remotely powerful monsters.
Ash-Lii-We found the water snurps.
Daph-Nii-Okay, we found the water snurps, but NOTHING ELSE! Jeed better not have sent us on this quest for nothing.
Trini-Tii-We didn't have to take it.
Junko-More importantly, you didn't have to take it.
Daph-Nii-Why are we pinning this all on me?
Hidea-Kii-'Cause you're the leader, and you've been picking all the quests for us.
Daph-Nii-Not all the quests. Just the one. If the final battle is all water snurps, I will lose my shit.
(They see a very rare snurp up ahead. DAPH-NII gasps.)
Daph-Nii-It's the gol--well, it's not the Golden Snurp. Rainbow snurp? Angry snurp.
(The very rare snurp is accompanied by six green snurp.)
Junko-Destroy the snurp of snurps!
Hidea-Kii-It's got six support snurps.
Trini-Tii-I like saying snurp.
(They draw their weapons. The very rare snurp attacks TRINI-TII, defeating her instantly.)
Trini-Tii-Though I don't like getting hit by snurps.
(DAPH-NII gasps.)
Daph-Nii-Oh no, you di-int!
(Opening theme. DAPH-NII attacks the very rare snurp. Then she gets the life sprinkles and dumps them on TRINI-TII.)
Trini-Tii-Whew, I'm back.
(She prepares to attack.)
Hidea-Kii-I'll help you!
(They both attack Green Snurp D, defeating it.)
Trini-Tii-Got eem.
(ANNALISE walks up to DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-Y'know what, while we're at it, let's get rid of the other support snurps.
(She mounts ANNALISE, who snorts on the enemies, defeating the rest of the green snurps.)
Daph-Nii-Easy!
Junko-You did it, Daph-Nii!
Daph-Nii-Wow!
(HIDEA-KII attacks the very rare snurp.)
Daph-Nii-Hold on. I almost forgot something.
Hidea-Kii-What?
(DAPH-NII readies the hyper sprinkles.)
Hidea-Kii-Aw yeah.
(DAPH-NII blows some on him.)
Hidea-Kii-AW YEAH!
(JUNKO attacks the very rare snurp. It curls up into a ball.)
Junko-What's this?
(The very rare snurp begins rolling around in the air.)
Junko-What's this?
(The very rare snurp vanishes.)
Junko-It disappeared?
Daph-Nii-What do you mean it disappeared?
Junko-Hey! Wh-what was that?
Daph-Nii-Well, guys, we finished Jeed's quest. We finished Jeed's dumb fucking quest. Let's go home.
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