Episode Fifty-Nine: My Frozen Body

30 0 0
                                    

(Start in Ghontu Waste. The gang is walking together. Pop Star DAPH-NII, HIDEA-KII, TRINI-TII, and JUNKO lead.)

Daph-Nii-So you said the abdominal snowman is around here?

Flitz-That's where I saw it last, but it might have moved on.

(DAPH-NII huffs.)

Daph-Nii-How long is it gonna take to find this thing?!

Trini-Tii-We're getting close. I can feel it.

Daph-Nii-How's that?

Trini-Tii-The power of belief. You should try it sometime.

Daph-Nii-Thinking something's gonna happen isn't magically going to make it happen. For example, I was villager hunting and believed I'd find Raymond on the first try. Did I find Raymond on the first try? No. It's a never-ending struggle.

Cameron-What was that, Daph-Nii?

Trini-Tii-Either way, we're here to have fun.

Daph-Nii-Yeah, something tells me this isn't gonna be fun.

(They find a yeti in front of them.)

Trini-Tii-What did I tell you?

Flitz-That's him! That's the Abominable Snowman!

Daph-Nii-The Abnom...Abdominal...The Abmominal...Forget it!

Hidea-Kii-Let's save ourselves the trouble and call it a yeti!

Daph-Nii-Sure!

(The yeti roars.)

Daph-Nii-Oh, that is an intense roar. From the looks of it, I'd say it's like the pink gorilla but with ice and bulk for dayz.

(The leaders draw their weapons. Opening theme. TRINI-TII attacks the yeti.)

Daph-Nii-At this rate, the battle's gonna take forever.

Trini-Tii-And what's that supposed to mean?

Daph-Nii-Hidea-Kii, you ready?

Hidea-Kii-Yeah!

(DAPH-NII blows hyper sprinkles on him.)

Hidea-Kii-NOW I'M READY!

Daph-Nii-Time to get this party.

(She begins singing "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles.)

Daph-Nii-I'm not gonna write you a love song, 'cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one, you see--

(The others get the heart eyes.)

Daph-Nii-That's pretty ironic to be using as a love song.

Hidea-Kii-TIME TO GOOOO!

(He attacks the yeti.)

Daph-Nii-Now that's what I'm talking about.

(The yeti prepares to attack DAPH-NII.)

Junko-Oh my God, Daph-Nii, you should not be looking away!

(The yeti ice-punches DAPH-NII.)

Daph-Nii-No! Not the freeze! Not the ice!

(The yeti attacks JUNKO.)

Junko-Well, sorry for looking for looking out for my friend!

Daph-Nii-Junko, you OK?

Junko-Yeah, I'm fine. 'Tis but a scratch. In fact, wanna help me with this next Stab?

Daph-Nii-Ooh, would I?

Miitopianime! (Season 5)Where stories live. Discover now