(Start on Peculia Plains. ALEX grabs SARALYN by the collar and pins her to a tree. Everyone else is watching.)
Alex-You raised me to be the Dark Lord?
Saralyn-It seemed like a great idea at the time. I didn't realize I would get duped.
Alex-Did you not think of anyone else? Of how your family would react?
Faith-I missed some shit...
Saralyn-I guess I didn't. I've already apologized. What else do you want me to do, turn back time and change the past?
Alex-Maybe! You could have just said no to that stupid box!
Saralyn-Alex, you gotta understand. Blood is thicker than water.
Alex-You're wrong!
Saralyn-I don't understand...
(Thief DAPH-NII's dagger flies between their faces and lodges itself in a nearby tree.)
Daph-Nii-Can we not have any family drama FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
Saralyn-Oh, uh, sorry...
Alex-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. That's the saying. You're not my real mom, anyway. C'mon, Daph-Nii. Let's go.
(He wraps his arm around DAPH-NII's shoulder as they resume walking. DAPH-NII, VICTOR, CAMERON, and ASH-LII lead.)
Alex-Daph-Nii, you're the only person in this family who's really supported me.
Daph-Nii-Thanks. What did you mean "not your real mom"? My mom is your mom, right?
Alex-Not really. You promise not to overreact?
Daph-Nii-I never overreact to anything.
Alex-Cool. I'm adopted.
(DAPH-NII collapses. Everyone else stares at her.)
Alex-You said you wouldn't overreact!
(Opening theme. Cut to a while later. The gang is stopped by three running noses.)
Daph-Nii-First battle of the day. What's it gonna be?
Cameron-More noses. Open your eyes.
(The leaders draw their weapons.)
Daph-Nii-You gotta kill these things fast or else they turn upside-down.
(She attacks.)
Cameron-My turn!
(He whips out his holopad.)
Daph-Nii-If you're gonna do a glitch for a bitch, let me help out!
(She grabs CAMERON's hand. There is a flash of orange light between them.)
Cameron-Okay...Glitch Plus One!
Daph-Nii-You gonna kill it?
(He glitches Nose C.)
Daph-Nii-You not gonna kill it?
Ash-Lii-I'm gonna kill it!
(She attacks Nose C, defeating it.)
Ash-Lii-Ashlee in d houz.
Daph-Nii-Nice, Ash-Lii.
Ash-Lii-Wow!
Victor-Encore, Ash-Lii!
Ash-Lii-OK! (singing) I'm in a good mood and full of energy!
(She prepares to attack.)
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Miitopianime! (Season 5)
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