🍽How They Are In The Kitchen🍽

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Pein

-Best thing about six paths of Pein, they can be used to cook a whole meal. Only thing is...he does it for himself. And you sometimes. And Konan when he secretly tried to shoot his shot...

-Edgy Gordon Ramsay...he isn't even the one that's eating the food he's insulting.

("Hidan, the ramen's fucking RAW!"

"Well dipshit, it is called RA(w)men for a fucking reason!")

-Mostly in the kitchen at night.

-8/10 as a chef.
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Konan

-Idk what to say about Konan being in the kitchen without getting cancelled.

-10/10 as a chef.

-Only makes desert for you.
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Itachi

-Cooks the best eggs.

-Very satisfying to watch him cook.

-Is actually better than Konan. (sorry komom!)

-That time he made delicious shark fin soup, it didn't go so well with Kisame...Kisame still ate the soup because, you know, sharks are cannibals.

-10.5/10 as a chef.
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Kisame

-Knows how to cook regularly, just not that much.

-Usually just makes himself something plain, like a sandwich, or something microwavable.

-See those protein shakes in the fridge? Yep, that's his.

-Pissed off in general if anyone makes shark fin soup, but then still eats it.

-Makes healthy choices

-4/10 as a chef.
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Hidan

-Is aggressive with literally everything.

-Struggles to open cans.

-Keeps putting plastic in the microwave with the food.

-Is a try hard at cooking.

-Becomes cocky af when he actually makes something nice.

"AHAHAHAHA! I'M THE NEW JAMIE OLIVER NOW, FUCKERS! THIS LASAGNA GOOD AS FUCK!"

-Surprisingly doesn't burn stuff as much as everyone thinks, but can be undercooked.

-A+ for effort.

-5/10 as a chef.
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Kakuzu

-Cooks, but not too often.

-Actually enjoys leftovers.

-Doesn't like to order out, but sometimes it's acceptable. Sometimes.

-2/10 as a chef.
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Deidara

-No.

-How many times we been over this?

-Kitchen explodes if he uses anything.

-"Chill, guys, I'm just gonna microwave some-" BOOM

-"Look, I'mjust gonna use the toaster, yeah! What could go wrong-" BOOM

-After waking up, Deidara craved ice cream, lazy to make actual breakfast. As reaches the fridge handle- BOOM

-Fucking -1/10 as a chef.
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Sasori

Sasori doesn't need to be in the kitchen. And if he tries to make something for you, it comes out inedible.

-Not a chef.
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Just some random scenario I made. Anyways here's some quick newz:

As soon as I hit 20k views, I'll make another Q&A for y'all.

Also no promises I'll make Thanksgiving posts. I'm just lazier than usual now.

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