Hidan Giving You Steps To Prevent Getting Covid-19

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Hush, I'm bored listening to this math instuctor. So don't question anything but enjoy.

"ALRIGHT FUCKERS!"

"ONE OF YOU ATE A MOTHERFUCKING BAT, AND NOW THERE'S A NEW LEVEL OF AIDS AROUND THIS BITCH!"

"IMMA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, AND YOU BETTER DO IT, OR ELSE I'LL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN!"

"STEP ONE: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS! NASTY SHITS!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING, AND SURELY DON'T TOUCH YOUR FUCKING FACE! HAND SANITIZE YOUR SHIT AFTER TOUCHING OTHER SHITS!"

"STEP TWO: Y'ALL FUCKERS BETTER LEARN YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING! 6 FEET APART! NO 4, NO 5, 6 MOTHERFUCKER, 6!"

"STEP THREE: PUT THE ELDERLY AND NEWBORN IN FRONT OF YOU!THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE MORE VULNERABLE TO THE DISEASE! KAKAZU GET YOUR OLD ASS INSIDE YOUR ROOM!"

*pushes Kakazu in a room, him just counting his damn money not giving one shit*

"SEE RIGHT THERE?! I JUST SAVED A LIFE, AND YOU CAN TOO!"

"NOW MY FAVORITE STEP, STEP FOUR: IF Y'ALL FUCKERS WANT TO TOUCH EACH OTHER, THAN MAKE SURE YOU'RE FUCKING! THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING! LOOK AT THE IMAGE FOR THIS SCENARIO! CONSTANT SEX KILLS CORONAVIRUS! EITHER DON'T TOUCH NO ONE, OR TOUCH A DICK OR PUSSY! OTHERWISE BACK THE FUCK UP!"

"NOW, I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOUR DUMBASS SHOULD KNOW, I'M GONNA GO SAVE A BITCH NOW!" *starts undressing*

Okay sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face typing this😖, and don't listen to the last step, I don't even know if it's serious or not.

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