Age reverse Masaru walking into 1-A w/Aizawa:
Masaru: I'm here.
Masaru: I'm queer.
Masaru, looking at his hands terrified: I can't fucking drink beer.
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Aizawa: What's on your mind?
Katsuki: Do you want my trauma or like- my favorite color?
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Masaru and (baby) Katsuki in the kitchen playing with knives:
Mitsuki walking into the house: What the fuck-?
Masaru, looking up: Knife fight.
Mitsuki: What the fuck is wro-
Katsuki, stabs him in the leg: KNIFE FIGHT!!
Masaru:
Mitsuki:
Masaru, shrugs: Knife fight.
Mitsuki: YOU'RE BLEEDING DUMBASS!!!
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Shoto: Are you straight?
Katsuki: Yeah, straight from hell.
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Midoriya: 99.9 percent of people I know are stupid.
Katsuki from the kitchen: Am I that one percent?
Midoriya: Bitch more like 0.1 percent.
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Midoriya: Ok, let's actually go to sleep.
Shoto:
Katsuki:
Katsuki: The snack that smiles back.
Shoto + Midoriya: GOD DAMN IT!!
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Katsuki: I would do anything for you Aizawa Sir!
Aizawa: Sleep for eight hours straight.
Katsuki: I will not.
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Shoto: how'd your night go?
Katsuki: didn't get much sleep.
Katsuki: But I did get a few hours of anxiety in.
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*Shoto and Katsuki fighting*
Masaru: You know, flirting back in my day was less destructive.
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Enji pissed at Masaru: Go to hell!
Masaru: Unfortunately, I can't.
Masaru: Satan still has a restraining order against me.
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Shoto: Katsuki you broke it!!
Katsuki: yeah, and you know what's not going to fix it? Your shouting.
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Katsuki + the others on the bridge looking over it:
Katsuki: Wow, this thing is higher up than my will to live.
Aizawa: Are you ok???
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Katsuki: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Katsuki: Me too.
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