TodoBaku One Shots

Funny Haha Times #5

Eijirou: Soooo, me Midoriya and Mina heard that you and Katsuki where dating.

Shoto: EH?! WHO SAID SOMETHING THAT STUPID?!

Mina: Todoroki, what do you get when you replace the ‘y’ in baby with an ‘e’?

Shoto: Babe?

Katsuki in the kitchen: Yeah?

Mina: Lie to us again.

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Aizawa: STOP CALLING PEANUT BUTTER THAT!

Katsuki and Sero: What's wrong with ‘nut cream’?

Shoto setting the couch on fire: EVERYTHING!!

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Katsuki: I hope when my mom dies, she looks up at us and smiles.

Shoto, on the couch: Up?

Katsuki: Well, she's obviously going to hell so like...

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Katsuki: Are you..angry at me?

Midoriya: No Kacchan. Sharpening knives at two am is just a hobby.

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Katsuki: I want something sweet..

Shoto and Mina, gesturing to Shoto:

Katsuki:

Katsuki: I said something sweet not a pile of salt.

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Katsuki: Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.

Shoto and Aizawa covered in Ink:

Shoto, crossing his arms: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Katsuki: Look, you're going to have to start treating spiders how you want to be treated.

Midoriya with a shoe: Killed without hesitation?

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Katsuki: I need you to swear—

Midoriya: Fuck.

Katsuki: I mean promised..

Midoriya: Oh. I promise.

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Katsuki: Shoto, breathe if you like me.

Shoto:

Katsuki: Uhm, Shoto? You're turning blue...

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Shoto, thinking of a pick up line: You know what you stole from me when we first met?

Katsuki: Look, I'll give you your wallet back.

Shoto:

Shoto: you stole my heart..

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Shoto, hitting his head: AH FUCK!

Katsuki: Me please..

Shoto: What?

Katsuki, panicking: What??

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