Masaru: Can you tell me where I can find Endeavor's office?
Hawks: Yeah. You turn straight down there, left turn, you look for a broken down, dirty old man, and then you follow him.
Masaru: And he'll take me to Endeavor?
Hawks, crossing his arms: he is Endeavor.
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Katsuki: Why would anyone want to hurt Mister Aizawa??
Toshinari: I don't know, maybe because they met him.
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Katsuki: Tell me I'm pretty.
Shoto:
Shoto: you're pretty fucking annoying.
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Masaru, first seeing the Baku-squad:
Masaru: Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup and soy sauce.
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Masaru: I'm not saying I hate you.
Masaru: But if you were on fire and I had a glass of water?
Masaru, with a grin: I'd drink it.
Nezu, gasping:
A Little While Later
Masaru, holding a crying Nezu:
Masaru: It was just a joke stupid.
Nezu, crying louder:
Masaru: Omfg- shut u-
Nezu, gets louder:
Masaru:..drama queen...
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Masaru: I told Katsuki his ears turn red when he lies.
Shouta: Why?
Masaru: Watch this.
Masaru: Hey Katsuki! Do you love Shoto?
Katsuki, covering his ears with his hands: No!
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Shouta: If you were my husband..
Shouta: I'd poison your drink.
Masaru: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.
Katsuki & Shoto: Wha-
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Hello everyone!
I couldn't come up with any other ones, sorry for the short.
Thanks for reading!❤
Remember! Stay safe!♥🌸
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