TodoBaku One Shots

Funny Haha Times #2

Midoriya: I'm the type of person who likes to think things through.

Katsuki: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was on fire.

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Masaru, singing: I want to see my little boy!~

Mitsuki also singing and holding a struggling Katsuki: Here he comes!

Katsuki: This family is a fucking nightmare.

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Katsuki: Are you getting sleep?

Shoto:...Yes.

Katsuki, crossing his arms: Are you lying?

Shoto: Define lying.

Katsuki: I define it as you not telling the truth. How do you define it??

Shoto: Reclining the body in a horizontal position.

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Dabi: We have your son.

Endeavor: I don't have a son??

(REMINDER! Different universe!)

Dabi: Then who's this kid who just said that he'd join us if we didn't come and kill you?

Endeavor: Oh my god they've got Bakugou!

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Midoriya, squawking at a bird that just chirped at him: SQUAWK SQUAWK BITCH! YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!

Katsuki, just trying to enjoy nature: What hell Zuku-

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Aizawa, crying:

Hizashi: What's wrong?

Aizawa: Katsuki is saying common phrases wrong.

Katsuki: Oh cry me a table.

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Katsuki: So I have this beautiful rock.

Katsuki: Zuku gave it to me.

Midoriya: I threw it at you.

Katsuki: He's very sweet.

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Shoto: I'm sorry, why'd you think you couldn't be gay?

Katsuki: Well, remember when we all went to the park at twelve and Zuku said I couldn't be gay because it was his thing?

Shoto: And you believed him??

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Izuku: Hah! Class 1-A doesn't know the meaning of surrender!

Katsuki: But we're willing to learn!

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Aizawa: What's the hardest thing to say?

Shoto: I was wrong.

Kaminari: I need help.

Midoriya: I'm sorry.

Katsuki: Worcestershire sauce.

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Katsuki: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Zuku?