Random Content Because Why Not

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A/n: So.  This is not a chapter.  Not a normal one anyways.  Just some randomness that I want to share, but doesn't really belong anywhere else.  Hopefully you all can get a laugh out if this. I'll probably add to this as time goes on too.

Disclaimer: I do not own vines or any of the pics  used in this segment unless I say otherwise.



THE BAD BATCH AS VINES: (There are a lot of these in here XD)


Crosshair: Remember one time, I liked you?

Echo: No...

Crosshair: Good because never happened.

Echo: Oh


Echo: Detective this is a crime scene

Wrecker: *pulls 3 pints of ice cream from the freezer* what is this a murder weapon? Get off my dick!


Hunter: So Echo has nine bottles of dish soap-

Tech: Wait why does Echo have so many soaps?

Echo: Mind your business, Tech!


Abby and Wrecker doing literally anything: 🎵Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious🎵


Wrecker: *reads off package* do not eat. Looks like I *uses finger quotes* won't be eating this silica gel, guys. *winks* *end up in the medbay*


Abby: Can we stop at McDonalds on the way home?

Hunter: Abby, I'm making food at home.

Abby: I hate this fucking family


Abby: He's dead...

Crosshair: *in mocking tone* Not the dick-head! What do you want me to say?


Tech: Release all those sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Wrecker: AHHHHHHHHHHHH


Hunter: Alright that's it! You're in timeout! Get up there!

Tech or Wrecker: *climbing on the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE


Tech: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Crosshair?

Crosshair: No

Wrecker: I do!

Tech: I know, Wrecker

Wrecker: I'm sad!

Tech: I know, Wrecker.


Crosshair to literally everyone: Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first. I hate you.


Hunter: Yo, dumbass get over here.

Wrecker: Ok

Echo: I'm coming!

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