"Hey Mari, I made a- are you eating aphids?"
Jason's girlfriend freezes from where she's standing over her mustard plant, swallowing the green bugs currently in her mouth. "...Yes?"
"What the fuck, Mari? Why?"
"It's a side effect of the Ladybug miraculous!" Marinette wails. "I don't know why, but they taste so good!"
"...Okay then. Anyway, I tried my hand at making Alfred's casserole. Wanna try it?" Jason shrugs. His life is already messed up, this isn't really all that weird.
Marinette gasps, her eyes lighting up. "Jay, you're a genius."
Jason frowns. "...I am?"
"Yes, you are! I should try baking the aphids into pastries! They'll taste amazing!" She grabs his wrist. "Come on, we're going to buy more mustard seeds so I can attract more aphids."
"That is not what I meant, but okay." Jason mumbles, as he lets himself be pulled out of the Manor's garden. "Guess the casserole is now free real estate for whoever stumbles into the kitchen first."
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jasonette july 2020
Fanfictiontransferring all the prompts I completed for jasonette july here, because just because it's not july anymore doesn't mean I can't ship them!
