reader X k.sakusa

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what the frickity frack

[6:39] (same day) Monday

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y/n
who wants to be my new bestie?

mamakita
eH??

seggcsuna
i volunteer

koolmori
i, too, volunteer

atsumoo
y/n DONT DO THISSS

hottertwin
i don't blame her

kiyoomi
explain what happened before you drag us all into this

thiccboiaran
y/n came to take the job as our manager but Atsumu hit her slap bang in the face

seggcsuna
with his serve

mamakita
you made her nose bleed 😠

you're unadopted

atsumoo
NOOOO!!

Kiyoomi, can i come to you??

kiyoomi
no.

you hurt the bratty germ 😔

y/n
holy mother fucking craperino, kiyoomi used an... EMOJI 🤯

also fuck you tsumu.

you made my nose bleed

my ugly ass face been destroyed every more 😭

mamakita
YOU AINT UGLY

seggcsuna
you the darnedest girly going

thiccboiaran
got all the menz after you

hottertwin
well, you got the job as manger, now you can come with us next week

y/n
W O W OSAMU

YOU STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT

my ego was being fixed, ily guys 😻😽

mamakita
smoochies

kiyoomi
congrats, you're now stuck in hell with the team for the rest of your like

y/n
i'll beat your a s s

kiyoomi
my ass is too good for you 😚

mamakita
a h e m, don't steal Ojiro's spotlight 🩲

y/n
h AH

koolmori
da fuq did tsumu vanish to?

y/n
he probably feels too guIOSIMSDIMSJCLS

kiyoomi
... translation anyone?

mamakita
is that some kind of Kansai slippage?

hottertwin
not that i know of

seggcsuna
should we be concerned

y/n
you dirty mother fucker sangwoo lookin ass barry b benson wanna be i will kick your ass all the way to Uranus and leave you there to rot before picking you up and disposing of you at Kiyoomi's doorstep so he can sanitise your dirty ass before i get him to incinerate you