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y/n to kiyoomi
[8:57pm]
y/n
i'm back now, thanks for calling 😽
kiyoomi
now i can sleep without feeling guilty
y/n
no, you should feel very guilty actually 😾
kiyoomi
why the fuck?
y/n
you owe me a picture ✌️😔
kiyoomi
bull shit
y/n
you made me send you an ugly ass picture of me to prove i had a mask on, now you know what i look like and i deserve to know your face.
kiyoomi
what if i don't want you to 'know my face'
y/n
i will hunt you down and sell all your sanitising products to your fan girls. (aka Atsamu)
kiyoomi
oh god, not that giant germ....
i only saw half your face though.
y/n
well send a pic of u in a mask then!
doof 😋
kiyoomi
fine.
[insert pic of kiyoomi being a hawtie, wearing a hoodie and his bae mask]
y/n
dAMNNN YOU HAVE IT ALLLLL
THE VOICE, THE HAIR, THE EYES, HAWTT
kiyoomi
y/n. don't you have a boyfriend?
y/n
yes i do, kiyoomi.
doesn't mean i can't hype you up. 😤😭
kiyoomi
you're an annoying germ.
y/n
I AINT NO GERM
I'll have you know i'm just about to go shower hmph 😠
kiyoomi
sorry, wrong name.
bratty germ.
y/n
you did n o t!
OI!
COWARD!
DONT RUN AWAY!
AUGHDJSKDKDK
seen
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what the frickity frack
(i'm so sorry for time skip- bare with. some things have to be broken before new things can be built, ya get me?? hehe enough said)
1 week later.
[12:40pm]
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mamakita
w o w, we've been blessed with the presence of y/n for a week now
seggcsuna
i'm more surprised she hasn't run away yet.
y/n
why would i run away from you sexxc beasts
koolmori
HEY! YOU GUYS HWARD ABOYT THW REAININF AMLR NEXT WEEKS?!?!
YOU ARE READING
reader X k.sakusa
同人小说a fic in which an asexual reader falls for germaphobe. apparently being childhood friends with the troublesome miya twins wasn't all that bad if it got you here. started 11.08.21 completed ??? - I do not own any of the characters in haikyuu, also t...
