Drunk texts pt 2

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Laf: Mon Cher??

You: Yup?

L: Would you leave me for Hercules? 🥺

Y: No?

L: Would you leave me for Alex?

Y: No, why are you asking?!

L: I need to know if you love me....

Y: Ohhhh you're drunk 😑

L: How'd you know??

Y: Because you are never this affectionate....and you aRE THE KING OF AFFECTION

L: Making you my queen....😏

Y: God help me

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John: AY YA YO YA YO YO

You: Oh god.....

J: WHAT TIME IS IT?!

Y: nO

J: SHOWTIMEEEEEE

Y: JOHN STOP RIGHT NOW

J: Why???????

Y: Because I said so

J: Okayy fine. I'm gonna faint...

Y: I'll get the car....

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James wouldn't get drunk
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Maria: BABYYYYY

You: Yes??

M: You are H O T

Y: Thank you?

M: And I IS DRUNK

Y: of course you are 🤦‍♀️

M: But I is in love wit u

Y: You are making no sense but I love you too?

M: Tank you

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Alexander: Honey? I think I'm drunk....

Y/n: Want me to pick you up?

A: You would do that for me?? 🥺

Y: *sighs* Yes Alex I would

A: Imma cry-

Y: This is what I have to put up with

A: You love it because you love me!

Y: Unfortunately that's true 😐😑

A: ❤️👄❤️

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Philip: Heyyyyyyy sweet cheeks

Y/n: Oh god now what?

P: I'm drunk

Y: What did I expect

P: Honestly idk

Y: Yeah okay.....do you need to be picked up?

P: And I need an ambulance

Y: WHAT WHY?!

P: Do you remember the guy who called u a slut?

Y: You didn't......

P: I did...

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