The size of their 🍆

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This ones a little dirty. Also this does not apply to the actors.


Hammy: 6 inches

Gay turtle boi: 6.5 inches

Baguette: 7 or 8 inches


Macaroni Fucker: 7.5 inches

Burr it's cold: 6.5 inches

Horse man: 8 or 9 inches

Dead from a Duel: 6 inches

Fabulous king: 7 inches





OKAY OKAY SO UR PROBABLY WONDERING WHY HERCULES HAS THE BIGGEST 🍆. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN! HONESTLY!!! Also yes I used a ruler....don't question my ways

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