(Team 1 is seen traveling to Cybertron as Shadowpool listens to "I am... All of me" while riding his space bike. Then he looks at the screen)
Shadowpool: Oh. Hi. Yeah... Whose balls I had to suck on to be featured in this episode. Well... I believe you already know what happens in this one. A planet to invade, a gem to take (notices someone approaching) Oops. And a race to win.
(As Shadowpool boosts up, the bounty hunter known as Lobo is seen following him)
Lobo: HEY, KID. YOU CALL THIS A MUSIC? LEARN TO LISTEN REAL MUSIC!!!
(Lobo plays "Back in Black" and starts chasing Shadowpool as a race start. During the race, Shadowpool prepares to shoot the czarniam down)
(Meanwhile in the spaceship, Iron Man notices the chase and flies to try to help Shadowpool)
Iron Man: Eat this. (shoots at Lobo)
Lobo: Oh... Somebody entered the game. This is getting better and better.
Shadowpool: Oh, shit. Here we go again.
(The duo confronts the Main Man as the other heroes are finally close to Cybertron)
Shadowpool: I would like to keep the race. But we have a mission to accomplish. So... See you later.
(Shadowpool speeds up towards Cybertron as Iron Man sees the planet)
Iron Man: Oh, my. We're close to the planet. The time flies, huh?
Lobo: I'm not through with you yet!
????: Don't bet on it, Lobo.
(Lobo is suddenly attacked and overwhelmed by a living aerialbot who cripples Lobo. As the heroes land on Cybertron, they are greeted by the aerialbot)
????: Are you okay?
Shadowpool: Yes. But who are you?
????: Call me Alpha Bravo. I am an aerialbot.
Iron Man: Cool. But we're searching for a little gem. Did you see it by any chance?
Alpha Bravo: I don't know. But we need your help. The decepticons are planning an attack on the Earth.
Bunnie: What? We cannot allow it! We must help the Autobots!
Iron Man: Auto... What?
War Machine: Autobots! That spider kid told me about them. You know... Geek thing...
Shadowpool: Don't worry. I still have 12 bullets and they can take down these giant Decepticons.
(As they arrive to help the Autobots, the Decepticons are ready to fight)
Megatron: Time to destroy the Autobots once and for all! Decepticons! Attack!!!
Shadowpool: OK. Time to the countdown.
(Shadowpool shoots Blackout, Breakdown, Knockout, Shockwave, Lockdown, Dreadwing and Airachnid)
Megatron: I'll crush you!!!
(Shadowpool tries to shoot Megatron, but no avail.)
Shadowpool: Damn it...
????: Leave him to me!
Megatron: I've been waiting for this, Optimus Prime!
(Shadowpool proceeds to shoot Starscream)
Shadowpool: Five.
(Shoots Starscream successfully)
Starscream: IMPOSSIBLE!!
(Having had enough, Barricade tries to shoot him, only for Bumblebee to stop him)
Shadowpool: Four.
(Shoots Barricade)
Bumblebee: Thanks.
(As Thunderwing approaches, Shadowpool shoots him twice)
Shadowpool: Damn... I wasted two bullets.
(Suddenly a pink bike appears and transforms into a cybertronian)
????: Hey, handsome. How about helping our boss.
Shadowpool: Oh. Him. It'll be worth it.
????: By the way call me Arcee. Let's go.
Shadowpool: OK.
(Arcee and Shadowpool approach Megatron as Shadowpool shoots the leader of the Decepticons, finishing him for good)
Megatron: NOOO!
(Megatron explodes as Shadowpool smells the smokes of his gun and breathes)
Shadowpool: I guess I'll hit a little bit today.
E-123 Omega: Infinity Gem detected some kilometers ahead.
Shadowpool: OK. Let's go.
Arcee: We're grateful for your help. Let us join you.
Shadowpool: Of course.
Bunnie: We need more mech heroes in our new team.
Optimus Prime: It will be an honor to fight for the fate of the universe.
Bumblebee: The Autobots will be ready to help you in the mission to defeat Darkseid.
(Omega and Shadowpool finally find the infinity gem)
E-123 Omega: Infinity gem found.
Shadowpool: Good. Now let's go home.
????: We're going with you!
(The horde of Autobots are seen and Shadowpool gets surprised)
????: You helped us to save Cybertron. Now we're helping you to save the entire universe.
????: This is our fate after all.
(As the Autobots and Team 1 assemble, the heroes go on a long travel, returning to Earth. The second infinity gem is reclaimed. Will Team 2 succeed in their mission as well? Stay tuned for more.)
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