Chapter || 69

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Jungthot 👅
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Namjump 🕴️
P wot?

Jintiful ☠️
That's a scientific keyboard clash

Jungthot 👅
That's the longest word in English

Hoesuck 💦
And....?

Jungthot 👅
So I named my dick that! Because it's long~ 😏

Namjump 🕴️
....

Yoongied 🖕
I fucking told you to search names for our band. Not for your dick

Jungthot 👅
Come on! It's fun!

Jintiful ☠️
You had one job

Hoesuck 💦
Kook, you sure it didn't say 'atom'

Jungthot 👅
Atom bomb sounded better but this was WOW

Hoesuck 💦
I meant the atom particle you uneducated midget!

Jungthot 👅
Bold of you to assume I knew math

Namjump 🕴️
THAT'S FUCKING SCIENCE!

Namjump 🕴️
Earth is cursed the moment Jungkook was born

Taesty 👄
Stfu Joon. And how do you pronounce it kook?

Jungthot 👅
(Sent an audio)

Yoongied 🖕
It sounded like you drank tea while it is still fucking hot

Jimineo
Ok, ngl, it was cute af

Jintiful ☠️
That nemo mono latra mico roso trama copo sopi sora pis?

Taesty 👄
Wot tho fok

Yoongied 🖕
I'm disappointed that I actually tried to read it

Jintiful ☠️
That's what I heard

Jimineo
Just admit my baby is just creative

Yoongied 🖕
Y'all creativity is a hazard to human beings

Taesty 👄
Look at the non hazardous people talking 😔

Yoongied 🖕
Of course we are non hazardous

Jungthot 👅
You are the reason the big big ice cubes are melting

Yoongied 🖕
I swear on Antarctica, I'll admit you're smart if you tell me the name of those 'big big ice cubes'

Jungthot 👅
Shit! Wait let me think!

Jungthot 👅
I'm not sure but is it....gla-

Taesty 👄
RIGHT! YOU GOT THIS BABY! COME ON! FIGHTING!

Namjump 🕴️
He gon' say 'gladiator' anyway

Jungthot 👅
Oh fuck this shit. Those are big big ice cubes and that's on period

Hoesuck 💦
On a side note, maybe Yoongi is the reason for the ice melts. Because he's too hot 😏

Jintiful ☠️
Y'all are the reason Ozone layer has holes. The stupidity just rips open the sky

Taesty 👄
That's probably because you fart

Jintiful ☠️
And what do you do with your gas? Water plants?

Yoongied 🖕
I just imagined Taehyung watering plants like that and OMG 😂

Namjump 🕴️
CAN WE ALL FUCKING GO BACK TO NAMING OUR BAND!?

Hoesuck 💦
Right

Hoesuck 💦
How about 'SWW'

Jimineo
South Korean World Wide Web?

Hoesuck 💦
Seven wonders of the world, you ass

Jintiful ☠️
Listen here, Mr. Colosseum. I want nice names

Taesty 👄
How about 7 Rings?

Yoongied 🖕
You want to fight Ariana now?

Namjump 🕴️
How about....BTS?

Jungthot 👅
Which stands for?

Namjump 🕴️
......

Jungthot 👅
.....?

Namjump 🕴️
Big Tittie Squad?

Taesty 👄
.......

Yoongied 🖕
.......

Jungthot 👅
I like it

Hoesuck 💦
Me too.....

Yoongied 🖕
I do too

Jintiful ☠️
Then BTS it is!

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