"Clean that fucking blood on the floor!"
"Just say it's ketchup!"
Seokjin was about to lunge at Jungkook and yeet his teeth out when Namjoon and Taehyung held him back.
"Breathe, Jinnie." Namjoon tried.
"I swear to God! I want to hit that rabbit fuckface so hard!"
"Me too but we have no time."
Seokjin closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"I'm opening the door." Yoongi informed and scuttled to the door. Hoseok went with him. With one sharp intake of breath he flitted the door open.
A sigh escaped his lips when he saw a guy in his prim uniform.
"Room service!" he yelped.
Yoongi was about to knock him for startling them like that but Hoseok held him back.
"No thanks. We're fine."
"But I am asked to clean your room."
"It's okay. We're fine. You can clean later."
"But I am—"
"Bro you wanna fight me?" Yoongi snapped. The room service looked him up and down. "For fuck's sake short people can punch your gonads!"
The room service guy shivered.
"Get out before I kick your ass." Yoongi spat. And the guy ran away. Hoseok crossed his arms against his chest as he glared at Yoongi.
"That was rude, Yoongi."
"Excuse you, no one called you short."
"He didn't even call you short!"
"But he looked at me! Like he was down the Eiffel tower!"
"He looked at you like he was looking at a fucking hut! So wh—"
"DO I LOOK FUNNY?!!!" Boomed another voice from the room. Hoseok and Yoongi shared a glance before turning to see Seokjin, infuriated.
"Right." They rushed inside the room, closing the door behind.
"Okay, now how are we getting the body out the hotel?" Hoseok asked.
"Let's just cut it into pieces and parcel it up." Jungkook suggested. Jimin gasped and started crying.
"What are you doing? Swiggy offers?! You can't cut a human body and parcel it off like food delivery!" Seokjin snapped, hugging Jimin.
"I didn't think of that, how are we going to get the body out?"
"Wait, where is the body?"
Everyone looked at each other before their eyes fell on Jungkook.
"What?! I didn't eat him!"
"Guys, where is the body?!" Namjoon frantically shouted.
"Someone hid it in the closet, right?" Taehyung suggested and walked to the closet to see what's inside.
Nothing.
"Holy shit! The dead body went to Narnia!" Jungkook screamed.
"What the fuck?!!" Hoseok shouted. "Where did it go?!"
"Are you sure he was dead?" Seokjin asked.
"Absolutely."
Yoongi started pacing.
"Guys, it's not safe here anymore. Let's just evacuate and leave. The thugs are watching us for the diamonds. We shouldn't take it. Let's just leave it here."
"Right. Let's just leave first bec- wait- where are the diamonds?"
Again everyone looked at each other before Jimin sniffled.
"I put them in the M and M box because my-my vitamin box was a little crushed."
"Okay. Get it and pack!"
Everyone obliged, rushing toward the door when someone stopped them.
"Um guys?" Jungkook called.
Everyone turned to him.
"What?" Yoongi asked.
Jungkook just looked away. Yoongi stared at him.
He gasped.
"What the fuck?! Noooooooooo!" Yoongi screamed ready to pounce at Jungkook.
Taehyung and Seokjin held him down.
"What is going on?!" Jimin asked.
"JUNGKOOK FUCKING ATE THE DIAMONDS!"
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
