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Chapter || 66

Taesty 👄
I have good news!!

Yoongied 🖕
Jungkook died?

Jimineo ✨
Make love to yourself boitch but no. Jungkook is discharged!!

Namjump 🕴️
Is that 'fuck you'?

Jimineo ✨
Yup 😪

Jintiful ☠️
Are you sure Kook getting discharged is good news?

Jungthot 👅
All of you are meanies 😫 but idc I have my babies

Hoesuck 💦
After birthing Goo Goo Gaga you really do have babies

Taesty 👄
He meant us, you asscrap

Hoesuck 💦
🙄

Jungthot 👅
And none of y'all came and visited me! Best fucking friends 😤

Namjump 🕴️
We came Kook. We did come to meet you. Twice!

Jungthot 👅
What?! Why didn't I know that?!

Hoesuck 💦
The first time we came you were unconscious. So we left some flowers and a 'get well' card

Jungthot 👅
Flowers?! It was a fucking cauliflower!

Yoongied 🖕
In my defense there was only a grocery shop next to the hospital and what's the big deal? A cauliflower has multipurpose than other flowers

Jungthot 👅
Like what?

Jintiful ☠️
You can cook our flower but you can't cook roses. It's a vegetable and a flower at the same time

Jungthot 👅
I don't care! Y'all didn't get me flowers!

Namjump 🕴️
What eve— nvm

Jimineo ✨
I'm with Jungkook in this. A fucking cauliflower? Seriously guys?

Yoongied 🖕
I told you. I told you to write 'fuck you' on that card instead of 'get well soon'. yall never listen to me

Taesty 👄
Enough. Y'all have no business but picking on my boyfriends

Jungthot 👅
And when was the second time y'all came?

Jintiful ☠️
Oh right. We came back the next day and y'all were having sex on Jungkook's hospital bed

Yoongied 🖕
The images still haunt me, jeez. I mean, I've shot a lot of scenes. But that threesome was just— seriously, how does Jungkook take both of them at the same time? Like, is it an asshole or a fucking basketball net?

Jungthot 👅
skskskks

Jungthot 👅
But at the end, my boys do score doubles 😏

Yoongied 🖕
I am short but I wish I was even more shorter so the disgust I feel rn reduces to half

Namjump 🕴️
The first time I was absolutely happy for forgetting my glasses

Jimineo ✨
Sjsj stfu everyone!

Jungthot 👅
Wow— didn't expect that to be seen by my friends

Jintiful🖕
And yo wtf was that train position? Jungkook in the front, next Jimin and Taehyung. Like, bro 😂 maknae express go chugga chugga choo choo!!

Taesty 👄
Can we all not talk about our sex life! 😫😫

Jimineo ✨
Me and Jungkook be sitting here like: 😓😓😓😓

Namjump 🕴️
😂😂😂😂

Yoongied 🖕
And wtf was that roleplaying kinda shit like 'PUT YOUR KEY IN MY HOLE AND START THE ENGINE'

Hoesuck 💦
Like, if Tae, Chim and Kook are a train they are 'the train to Busan' one. Jeez, whole action but for dick

Taesty 👄
SHUT UP!

Jungthot 👅
And if you and Yoongi are a train y'all are Thomas and friends. Grumpy and idiotic

Namjump 🕴️
Why are we even comparing our sex lives with trains?

Yoongied 🖕
Why are we even talking about our sex lives

Jungthot 👅
Not happening. Y'all teased us now it's our turn.

Yoongied 🖕
Yeah? Bring it on. What do you know about my sex life?

Hoesuck 💦
Um not a good idea, kitten. You do know Tae and you did it back then right?

Yoongied 🖕
Shit I forgot!

Taesty 👄
😏 Want to tell everyone Yoongly Boongly?

Yoongied 🖕
Don't you dare

Jintiful ☠️
This is interesting 😂

Taesty 👄
Fight me, Yooni.

Taesty 👄
YOONGI HAS A FETISH FOR COCKWARMING! WELL, MORE LIKE HOSEOK COCKWARMING IN HIM BUT WHATEVS!

Yoongied 🖕
Fuck you

Jimineo ✨
Wow, finally we made Yoongi speechless

Hoesuck 💦
Tbh it's hot and.... intimate if you do it 🤐 and cute

Taesty 👄
😒

Yoongied 🖕
😳

Jintiful 💀
Still 😂 Cockwarming? Bish's ass is practically a microwave oven

Hoesuck 💦
STFU

Namjump 🕴
Hey Yoongi, how long have yall gone warming?

Yoongied 🖕
Not telling you

Namjump 🕴
Tell me before Tae slips another secret

Yoongied 🖕
Ugh I hate y'all!

Yoongied 🖕
Idk....I prefer sleeping off while he warms inside me....

Yoongied 🖕
ok This is embarrassing

Namjump 🕴
😂😂😂😂 LMAO