«TIME SKIP»
SEVEN DEADLY GAYS
Hoesuck 💦
So, since everything is settled, can we all meet up?
Namjump 🕴️
That's a good idea
Jimineo ✨
I'm in!
Taesty 👄
Yeah me too
Jungthot 👅
When though?
Hoesuck 💦
Tomorrow?
Jungthot 👅
But we have college
Yoongied 🖕
Tf are you acting like you can get a degree for?
Jungthot 👅
Bish I can!
Taesty 👄
Why are you so uptight about college anyway?
Jimineo ✨
Oh Jungkook is practicing for some cultural program
Jintiful ☠️
That's fine, Kook. I can get you prior permission
Jungthot 👅
Thank you!
Taesty 👄
Also, I kind of wanted to talk to y'all about something...
Hoesuck 💦
I don't like how this sounds like...
Yoongied 🖕
I'm not doing the BDSM scene with you again! You're so full of dick!
Jungthot 👅
😳
Jimineo ✨
DAYUM
Taesty 👄
Thank you, Yoongi. You bought me another embarrassment in my life 🙄
Yoongied 🖕
Anytime
Taesty 👄
But I'm not talking about that. I'm moving out
Hoesuck 💦
What?!
Taesty 👄
Yeah, I was thinking maybe I can move in with Jungkook and Jimin?
Hoesuck 💦
Wait, are you asking me to move out?
Jungthot 👅
Please Hobi~
Hoesuck 💦
BUT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!!
Jungthot 👅
I'll remember that but please Hobi!
Hoesuck 💦
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME! WHERE WILL I GO?!!
Jimineo ✨
You can go live with Yoongi
Namjump 🕴️
Damn, the way this is all escalating so quickly. Like, hoes let's hang out first. Then we can talk about moving in with each other
Jintiful ☠️
Damn, you're hot when you're spitting facts
Yoongied 🖕
I spit facts too
Jungthot 👅
'Banana is yellow colour' That ain't a fact
Yoongied 🖕
Let me ask, have you seen a blue banana?
Jungthot 👅
No
Yoongied 🖕
Was I wrong?
Jungthot 👅
No
Yoongied 🖕
Then tf is your problem?
Hoesuck 💦
Ok ok chill, guys
Jimineo ✨
Seriously, Yoongi. If you say 'Banana is yellow colour' still Hoseok will find it hot
Yoongied 🖕
😳
Jimineo ✨
HOLY SHIT! HOBI IS AT MY DOORSTEP WITH A MOSQUITO BAT!
Jimineo ✨
JUNGKOOK! YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM?!
Jungthot 👅
It's a mosquito bat! I'll go 😵 if I touch it!
Jintiful ☠️
RIP bishes 😂😂😂
Jimineo ✨
That's it! I'm never opening the door!
Yoongied 🖕
Imagine my granddaughter opening your door after years and finding you in your 90 years, trying to catch mosquitos 😂
Jimineo ✨
Stfu! I'm about to die here! Btw 90 years later you'd still look the same
Yoongied 🖕
I'm offended but I don't care
Namjump 🕴️
You should have known better than getting on Hobi's nerves, Jimin
Jimineo ✨
In my defense, he was soft and sunshine
Yoongied 🖕
Then watch him tan you the fuck up
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
