Mate: If I would f**k your mom would we be enemies?
Dude: no
Mate: would we be friends?
Dude: no
Mate: huh? What then?
Dude: we would be even
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Mate: If I would f**k your mom would we be enemies?
Dude: no
Mate: would we be friends?
Dude: no
Mate: huh? What then?
Dude: we would be even