1-
Mom: "Make your bed!"
Me: "Why do I have to make it if I have to sleep in it again?"
Mom: "Why do you wipe your ass when you're going to shit again?"
Me:....
2-
Mom: "Eat your vegetables!"
Kid: "I hate vegetables!"
Mom: "But they like you"
Kid: "That's because I don't eat them!"
3-
Kid: "You're a fail"
Mom: "So was your dads condom...."
Kid:.....
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
