Clearly everyone has the right to be stupid...
But you're abusing the privilege
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Darling you're so fake, China denied they made you.
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If you're waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, 'cause it's gonna be a really long time.
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Someday you'll go far- and I really hope you'll stay there
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Them: Do I annoy you?
Me: You only annoy me when you're breathing, really
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Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea.
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