Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink".
Boyfriend: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/28030056-288-k965151.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
Mean
Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink".
Boyfriend: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"