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The older I get, the more I realise how much I fucking hate people
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When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change...except the direction I'm walking in.
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Girl: If you were anymore of a b!tch, you'd have puppies.
Me: And then you wouldn't be the only dog in the room.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm gonna blame you
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I'll never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception
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Girl: Do you have to fall asleep when I'm talking?
Boy: no, it's purely voluntary
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Student: Miss, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: you should've gone at break
Student: well I'm sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule
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Sarcastic comebacks
DiversosA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
