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Detective

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by omgizdatgurl

If you're really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favour
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Do you mind if I find you a ladder? So you can climb out of my business?
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Them: You're rude
Me: Wow you're like a detective or something
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Them: there's a special place for you in hell!
Me: yes I know, it's called a throne.
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