1-
Dude: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Chick: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore"
2-
Dude: "Is this seat empty?"
Chick: "Yes, and this one will be too If you sit down"
3-
Dude: "Your place or mine?"
Chick: "Both, you go yours and I'll go mine"
4-
Dude: "If I could see you naked I'd die happy"
Chick: "Yeah but if I saw you naked I'd die laughing"
5-
Dude: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Chick: "I'm sorry I can't put small objects in my mouth, I might choke"
CZYTASZ
Sarcastic comebacks
LosoweA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
