Chapter 26: Why is He Back?, Should I Stay or Should I Go?

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(A/N) author's notes
** change in setting/pov
[] reading
Blah blah blah spell casting

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*mansion* 

*1st pov*

It's been a few days since our party took down Vanir and Kazuma and I had our names cleared. Not to mention, I got to lose my virginity to 4 of the girls I was closest to since I came to this world. So far, we've mostly been lazing about, taking in the peace and quiet that we finally get to have now that we aren't borderline broke anymore. Well.......at least most of us had peace.......the other girls found out about me having sex with Aqua, Wiz, Darkness, and Megum-

(sorry, for legal reasons, and to get everyone off my back, I am making this official and will add it to the original harem page, Megumin is now aged up to 17, yes I know the web novel or whatever says she is 17, but not enough people listen to that, they listen to the wiki and the anime)

Anyways, after the others found out I had sex with them, they have been a lot more.........adventurous. Already on multiple occasions, Miia and Rachnera have tried to capture me, Esdeath has made it her personal mission to stick next to me every night, Luna has started serving me specifically whenever we go to the guild to eat, even though she isn't even a waitress, Cerea and Asia keep trying to be more assertive, but they both just turn into blushing messes, Mio has gotten more has gotten more clingy, Maria has gotten more playful, Kuroka and Koneko seem to be somewhat avoiding me, no idea why, Akeno decided to move in to "watch over Darkness", Chisato has been more seductive, Papi and Suu at least haven't been affected, Morrigan has been making herself very comfortable in my dreams, and tries to make me comfortable as well, Yunyun has been getting nervous around me and has been challenging Megumin a lot more, Shion, Lizlet, and Himari, despite being only hired to help, have also been somewhat more expressive around me, Sena has been making a lot of "business trips" that just so happen to bring her to me, Minerva has been pouncing on me, and Cathyl has come to me often and just flashes me asking me to "breed", even Mamako, who has invited herself to our mansion on multiple occasions just for tea, but has turned away the opportunity whenever I was out. In anycase, it was just a normal day wh-

Aqua: *whining* NOOOOOO!!!!! It's too cold outside!!!!

.........Do I even need to bother explaining?

Aqua: *upset*Why do you even want to go out?!

Megumin: *stern* I can't do my explosions inside the mansion, so I need an open space like the fields.

Darkness: *excited* Plus, as spring approaches, more monsters become active, which means more work for us!!!

Aqua: *upset* I don't care! Why do you have to drag me out there?! We have like 30 people here, a few of which are used to cold weather! And besides, you two sound like kids wanting to go out and play in the cold!

Megumin: *sweatdrop* look who's talking.

Darkness: *stern* You're acting pretty childish yourself. Besides, you should be more willing to go on quests, otherwise, you'll end up like him.

We all turned to face Kazuma as he just stared at us back, not at all caring what we had to say. 

Aqua: *sweatdrops* Good point....wait a second! If you want to go out so bad, why don't you bother his lazy butt or even (Y/N) for that matter?!?!

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