America: *makes fart noise*
UK: NO I will not get up and get you a water.
Spain: Wait you understood that.
UK: *nods*
Spain: But how?
UK: Well...When you live with three sons who know around no manners, and they are the lititeral definition of savages, and oh the wife. You would think that the wife will help and back you up, but NO! She encourages it! The shegainans are to many to count. I think that sometimes tea is the only thing that doesn't go wrong.
Spain: Um...Britain do you need a break perhaps?
UK: Like a lunch at the park?
Spain: *nods*
UK: That sounds nice.
*static noises*
America: *is drunk* SOOOOOOOOOOO My brain farted and it sounded sooooooooooooooo beautiful.
UK: {he is drunk.}
America: Wanna hear it!?
UK: No, I do not.
America: *makes fart noises with his mouth in the beat of coffin dance*
UK: Why?, just Why?
America: wasn't beautiful
*static noises*
UK: Okay everyone what is your favorite animal?
New Zealand: A Kiwi bird.
America: A bald Eagle.
Austrialia: I have non they are all my favorite! Except you Emu. I still haven't forgiven you.
Canada: Beaver
Soviet: Bear
France: baguette
UK: *inhales* 1 France that is not an animal. 2. Soveit how did you get in my house.
France: it zis so HUh *looks the opposite way*
Soviet: Through the power of Communism
America: What is Communism?
UK: Soviet you out and America you will learn when you are older.
Soviet : why not now?
UK: because now I am mad and I rather not raise my voice
Soviet: but why are you mad it is just a different government.
UK: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*static noises*
America: ah what a beautiful day
Japan: *bombs peral habor*
America: IT WAS MY ONLY VACATION DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hoped you like it)
YOU ARE READING
One shot book (Country humans)
RandomThis started out as an ask or dare but I got no request so it is now a oneshot book and all the details are in the authors note. Also credit the artist of the cover:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ee/e8/95eee828f3d99ad3be3e2d13199f9064.jpg
